Archived material Access restricted Article
Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Sun 05/16/2021 View Sat 05/15/2021 View Fri 05/14/2021 View Thu 05/13/2021 View Wed 05/12/2021 View Tue 05/11/2021 View Mon 05/10/2021
1
2021-05-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Extreme Sisters: Lucy and Anna See Doctor About Having Kids at the Same Time with Shared Boyfriend
Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-05-16 07:07|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ]  Top

#1 Uncle Ben is also my father? Hunter Biden nods approvingly. A modern day Lot, Midrash and Aggadah story sans cave? Well, it is Sunday.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-05-16 07:18||   2021-05-16 07:18|| Front Page Top

#2 And let me gess: Ben is a "kellered guy..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2021-05-16 08:10||   2021-05-16 08:10|| Front Page Top

#3 in Bible Jacob was husband to sisters (and to their handmaids). Some jealousy among the kids but it later worked out.
Posted by Lord Garth 2021-05-16 08:38||   2021-05-16 08:38|| Front Page Top

#4 A picture changes the whole story to some Peewee Herman Clive Barker hybrid. That's 'Ben' and the two harpies.

World's most annoying twins

Posted by Dron66046 2021-05-16 09:01||   2021-05-16 09:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Something strangely pneumatic about those two young ladies.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-05-16 09:26||   2021-05-16 09:26|| Front Page Top

#6 One set of crazy girlfriend eyes is more than enough.
Posted by Cesare 2021-05-16 09:53||   2021-05-16 09:53|| Front Page Top

#7 I see what you mean, Besoeker.☺
Posted by Dron66046 2021-05-16 09:59||   2021-05-16 09:59|| Front Page Top

#8 So now Disney Animatronics are Woke, too?
Posted by Ometer Tingle7445 2021-05-16 16:30||   2021-05-16 16:30|| Front Page Top

#9 ^-- Either that or Real Dolls...
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-05-16 16:42||   2021-05-16 16:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Eww
Posted by Wren 2021-05-16 16:53||   2021-05-16 16:53|| Front Page Top

#11 Exactly! Eeeeewwwwww!!
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-05-16 17:38||   2021-05-16 17:38|| Front Page Top

#12 The 3-D invasion begins!
In vaguely mammalian skins,
It tests its potential
To go exponential
By gestating offspring in "twins."
Posted by Flang and Company4233 2021-05-16 17:50||   2021-05-16 17:50|| Front Page Top

#13 Hum. I was positive this was going to be about Liz Cheney and her sister.
Posted by Woodrow 2021-05-16 20:21||   2021-05-16 20:21|| Front Page Top

#14 From Dron’s link:

The twins claim to have spent almost a quarter of a million dollars on plastic surgery to look the same, and share a boyfriend, 31-year-old mechanic Ben Byrne.

Sad that two grown women have to take playing dress-up so far.
Posted by trailing wife 2021-05-16 22:05||   2021-05-16 22:05|| Front Page Top

#15 Oh, I don't know. I'd knock back a few tequila shooters with them and then see what happens.
Posted by Clem 2021-05-16 22:28||   2021-05-16 22:28|| Front Page Top

23:12 JohnQC
22:55 Skidmark
22:50 These Forkbeard7574
22:50 Skidmark
22:45 Skidmark
22:39 Skidmark
22:38 Skidmark
22:37 Skidmark
22:28 Clem
22:26 Clem
22:05 trailing wife
21:32 Unusing Platypus5935
21:23 Blackbeard Barnsmell6454
21:00 Blackbeard Barnsmell6454
20:22 Woodrow
20:21 Woodrow
20:20 Abu Uluque
20:19 Woodrow
18:03 AlmostAnonymous5839
17:52 Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589
17:50 Flang and Company4233
17:38 CrazyFool
17:10 Pliny Shosh7916
16:53 Wren









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com