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2021-04-18 Science & Technology

Banana futures soar as Scientists announce successful creation of human-monkey embryo

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Posted by Besoeker 2021-04-18 05:30|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 'Did you hear about Randy? He bought one o' those new chimera livers in Cali. Now, he's a total drink monkey.'

Posted by Dron66046 2021-04-18 05:55|| 2021-04-18 05:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Ethical concerns raised over human cells grown in monkey embryos

Posted by Skidmark 2021-04-18 08:11|| 2021-04-18 08:11|| Front Page Top

#3 Any concerns about the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

Posted by Xyz 2021-04-18 08:57|| 2021-04-18 08:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Anybody else think this was a Babylon Bee article at first?

Posted by Vernal Hatrick 2021-04-18 09:49|| 2021-04-18 09:49|| Front Page Top

#5 I did.

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-04-18 10:16|| 2021-04-18 10:16|| Front Page Top

#6 The future of warfare just branched off into swarms of autonomous killbots vs armies of humanzees (probably Chinese).

Posted by SteveS 2021-04-18 10:43|| 2021-04-18 10:43|| Front Page Top

#7 not the bee?

Posted by 746 2021-04-18 11:24|| 2021-04-18 11:24|| Front Page Top

#8 Genome-wide programmable transcriptional memory by CRISPR-based epigenome editing

Posted by Skidmark 2021-04-18 12:16|| 2021-04-18 12:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Down $1

Posted by Lampedusa Grundy6469 2021-04-18 12:30|| 2021-04-18 12:30|| Front Page Top

#10 Not Bee™ ? Wow...or rather *ugh*

Posted by magpie 2021-04-18 12:56|| 2021-04-18 12:56|| Front Page Top

#11 The uprising happens when the monkey chimeras start being used in a big way, and then the expected wipe out of the cavendish banana happens (they're all clones). Pandemonium ensues.

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