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2021-04-16 -Great Cultural Revolution
'Mistress' becomes wokemeisters' latest target
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Posted by Fred 2021-04-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views ]  Top

#1 O Mistress mine where are you roaming?
O stay and hear, your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low.
Trip no further pretty sweeting.
Journeys end in lovers' meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know.

What is love, 'tis not hereafter,
Present mirth, hath present laughter:
What's to come, is still unsure.
In delay there lies no plenty,
Then come kiss me sweet and twenty:
Youth's a stuff will not endure.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-04-16 04:40||   2021-04-16 04:40|| Front Page Top

#2 So are terms like Dynamo Humm out in the woke world too?
Posted by 3dc 2021-04-16 05:44||   2021-04-16 05:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Also, is it still Okay to call Queen Nancy one of the:
Posted by 3dc 2021-04-16 05:49||   2021-04-16 05:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Concubine?
Posted by Procopius2k 2021-04-16 07:30||   2021-04-16 07:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Concubix?
Posted by Mullah Richard 2021-04-16 08:19||   2021-04-16 08:19|| Front Page Top

#6 In Tehran, You Can Choose a Marriage That Lasts for Three Minutes
Posted by Skidmark 2021-04-16 09:35||   2021-04-16 09:35|| Front Page Top

#7 ^Are they rabbits?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-04-16 09:37||   2021-04-16 09:37|| Front Page Top

#8 Will Elvira have to change her name?

Posted by Warthog 2021-04-16 09:46||   2021-04-16 09:46|| Front Page Top

#9 I always thought Elvira was a Mistress in the "female Master" sense, not in the "side peace of the dark" sense. of course I could be wrong.
Posted by rjschwarz 2021-04-16 10:11||   2021-04-16 10:11|| Front Page Top

#10 My Side Bitch's Eyes are Nothing Like the Sun.

Sonnet 130, Shakespeare
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-04-16 10:49||   2021-04-16 10:49|| Front Page Top

#11 "Is a Ladies' Man a Person's person?"
Posted by magpie 2021-04-16 15:53||   2021-04-16 15:53|| Front Page Top

#12  #7 ^Are they rabbits?

Come again?
Posted by SteveS 2021-04-16 16:12||   2021-04-16 16:12|| Front Page Top

#13 ^Marriage That Lasts for Three Minutes
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-04-16 16:22||   2021-04-16 16:22|| Front Page Top

#14 ...so, they're minutemen?
Posted by Procopius2k 2021-04-16 17:48||   2021-04-16 17:48|| Front Page Top

#15 ^😂
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-04-16 17:55||   2021-04-16 17:55|| Front Page Top

#16 Come again?

That requires an additional marriage, sir.
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-04-16 19:44||   2021-04-16 19:44|| Front Page Top

#17 So I guess I have to keep referring to her as "trim?"

Yes, much preferable.
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2021-04-16 20:52||   2021-04-16 20:52|| Front Page Top

#18 LOL
Posted by Frank G 2021-04-16 21:59||   2021-04-16 21:59|| Front Page Top

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