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2020-12-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Staten Island Man Cuts Off His Penis, Throws It In A Toilet

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Posted by Raj 2020-12-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 Some rules are perforce nonnegotiable:
One's tool is no longer untouchable --
Pursue with a keenness
Your penis's cleanness! --
But never, you fool, is flesh flushable.

Posted by Hupusoter Theremp1466 2020-12-31 02:40|| 2020-12-31 02:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Caitlyn Jenner has a new friend.

Posted by Dron66046 2020-12-31 04:29|| 2020-12-31 04:29|| Front Page Top

#3 At least this one fully committed. Caitlyn still has the equipment

Posted by Frank G 2020-12-31 04:35|| 2020-12-31 04:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Very eunch fellow, little late to join the Vienna Choir.

Posted by Ulens Noodleman7863 2020-12-31 05:01|| 2020-12-31 05:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Having some fun at others expense..

~~Not to cut this short~~ ☺

But I wonder if his bipolar and schizophrenic personality is a Radical Aggressive Feminist?

That could explain it .... given the fear of being constantly told "GO F___ yourself " and heard by the Feminist personality. The feminist personalty was just defending itself from possible rape.☻

Posted by NN2N1 2020-12-31 10:20|| 2020-12-31 10:20|| Front Page Top

#6 How many balls in a typical all-male quartet?

24.

You have an alto, a bass, and two teners.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

Posted by gorb 2020-12-31 13:24|| 2020-12-31 13:24|| Front Page Top

#7 Ah, when we said, Balls out! we didn't mean...

Posted by Eohippus Chumble8668 2020-12-31 14:41|| 2020-12-31 14:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Who does he think he is, Lorena Bobbitt?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2020-12-31 17:04|| 2020-12-31 17:04|| Front Page Top

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