Article

2020-11-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Bozo Breaks Into Home, Attacks Estranged Girlfriend. Mom, Sister Kill Him With Golf Club And Kitchen Knife

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by Woodrow 2020-11-30 07:51|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 He liked "strong women." All the same, it didn't work out so well for him.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-11-30 11:28|| 2020-11-30 11:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Interestingly, according to the linked Los Angeles County coroner’s report, Justin Goss, age 40, is a caucasian female.

Posted by trailing wife 2020-11-30 11:51|| 2020-11-30 11:51|| Front Page Top

#3 a caucasian female

Azeri or Chechen?

Posted by Oscar Sforza7464 2020-11-30 12:17|| 2020-11-30 12:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Inquiring minds want to know which iron was used on this (a)hole.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-11-30 12:39|| 2020-11-30 12:39|| Front Page Top

#5 I'd use the Tiger Wood.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-11-30 13:49|| 2020-11-30 13:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Inquiring minds want to know which iron was used on this (a)hole.

I don't know about that asshole but this one really digs a 7-iron, one of the clubs I used to get my only par on the golf course (I've golfed maybe a dozen times, and that was thirty+ years ago). Had a nice drive off the tee but it went right and the par-4 hole broke that way. I was golfing with my father and I said - 'I want the 7-iron; I'm going to clear that tree and drop it right off the green'. He says 'I gotta see this', and I cleared that tree by six inches, tops. Lands right next to the green so out comes the pitching wedge - three feet from the fuckin' hole, from about 40 feet out, and I didn't choke on the putt, winning $5 from my old man who was sure I was gonna choke.

Posted by Raj 2020-11-30 16:08|| 2020-11-30 16:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Mike Skakel favored the nine iron...

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-11-30 16:34|| 2020-11-30 16:34|| Front Page Top

#8 ^ half a nine iron
(the sharper half)

Posted by Muggsy McGurque3425 2020-11-30 16:49|| 2020-11-30 16:49|| Front Page Top

#9 I don't play golf, but I've found an axehandle works well enough.

Posted by Old Patriot 2020-11-30 17:44|| 2020-11-30 17:44|| Front Page Top

#10 I love a story with a happy ending. :-D

Posted by Barbara 2020-11-30 17:50|| 2020-11-30 17:50|| Front Page Top

#11 "Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!"

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2020-11-30 18:36|| 2020-11-30 18:36|| Front Page Top

23:21 gorb
23:18 gorb
23:07 Clem
23:03 gorb
22:25 Hellfish
20:43 CrazyFool
19:29 jpal
18:57 Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589
18:56 trailing wife
18:36 AlmostAnonymous5839
18:15 Skunky Phinemp1649
18:03 Silentbrick
17:57 Barbara
17:54 Barbara
17:52 Barbara
17:50 Barbara
17:44 Old Patriot
17:36 Angeater Omick2705
17:35 Clem
17:35 746
17:27 swksvolFF
17:15 NN2N1
17:12 Rex Mundi
17:10 NN2N1