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2020-08-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Melania Refused to Move Into the Whitehouse Until Obama's Toilet Was Ripped Out
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Posted by Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589 2020-08-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ]  Top

#1 Melania has class and style. Michelle not so much. Melania was proud of her country and felt the white house should reflect that. Michelle wasn't and treated the WH like a projects housing.
Posted by CrazyFool 2020-08-28 01:09||   2020-08-28 01:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Barack doesn't look like the type to picth large loaves while on the throne in the Whitehouse. I would suspect his were like long French bread shaped. But Michelle, now that is another story. I suspect large honeybun shaped doozies that were real sewer pipe cloggers.

There was a lot of repairs being done in the Whitehouse basement right after they left, that could indicate extensive plumbing replacement/revitalization.
Posted by Vespasian Ebbereng3110 2020-08-28 01:14||   2020-08-28 01:14|| Front Page Top

#3 ^-- you owe me a keyboard. Snark of the day already.
Posted by CrazyFool 2020-08-28 01:17||   2020-08-28 01:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Thank you Crazy!
Posted by Vespasian Ebbereng3110 2020-08-28 01:28||   2020-08-28 01:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Melania, the devil behind the red man?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-08-28 01:47||   2020-08-28 01:47|| Front Page Top

#6 'Prior ownership' is an important element of real estate sales in Georgia. I'll simply leave it at that.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-08-28 02:26||   2020-08-28 02:26|| Front Page Top

#7 
Not somebody you put in an Obama pit.
Posted by 3dc 2020-08-28 02:33||   2020-08-28 02:33|| Front Page Top

#8 I suspect Melania wanted the urinals removed.
Posted by Clem 2020-08-28 10:58||   2020-08-28 10:58|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ Owwwww.

Rimshot!
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-08-28 11:09||   2020-08-28 11:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Mike left a floater?
Posted by charger 2020-08-28 13:39||   2020-08-28 13:39|| Front Page Top

#11 Damn, 3dc, great pic!
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2020-08-28 14:49||   2020-08-28 14:49|| Front Page Top

#12 I suspect this is super common among first ladies.
Also Stephanie Winston Wolkoff is a pretty horrible person to trash a 'friend' to sell books.
Posted by rjschwarz 2020-08-28 14:53||   2020-08-28 14:53|| Front Page Top

#13 " I suspect this is super common among first ladies."

I've seen it with females in general.
Posted by 746 2020-08-28 15:00||   2020-08-28 15:00|| Front Page Top

#14 Did they remove Michael's urinal?
Posted by Woodrow 2020-08-28 19:25||   2020-08-28 19:25|| Front Page Top

#15 Did they remove Michael's urinal?

OK, now I'm afraid to scroll up and see what this thread is about.
Posted by SteveS 2020-08-28 19:33||   2020-08-28 19:33|| Front Page Top

#16 Big Mike
Posted by Frank G 2020-08-28 19:38||   2020-08-28 19:38|| Front Page Top

#17 LOL TW

I have this image of a bathroom reminiscent of the 1970s Plaza Hotel. Large white porcelain fixtures and white tile. Grout a bit damaged, a hint of mold. The toilet seat is a bit loose.

1/3 roll of TP, end dangling on floor. A tiny tv is on the counter facing the throne, along with a couple of clean, but stained ashtrays. The silvering on the mirror is pockmarked with age, and the paint on the window muntins is starting to lift. The ceiling is slightly mildewed.

Three outdated Sports Illustrated in the rack.
Posted by KBK 2020-08-28 20:39||   2020-08-28 20:39|| Front Page Top

#18 Just in time to cover for Midler.

And no, nobody moves in until the renovations are complete.

This stinks of slander.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-08-28 21:37||   2020-08-28 21:37|| Front Page Top

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