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2020-03-21 Science & Technology

Mars Lander Jams...So NASA Orders It To Hit Itself With a Shovel

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Posted by Anomalous Sources 2020-03-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 The Spetsnaz solution

Posted by Skidmark 2020-03-21 00:33|| 2020-03-21 00:33|| Front Page Top

#2

When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.

Posted by Woodrow 2020-03-21 08:04|| 2020-03-21 08:04|| Front Page Top

#3 If they were technologically literate they would have resorted to the universal cure...turn it off and turn it back on. No wonder the western world is in a state of panic.

Posted by Cesare 2020-03-21 10:06|| 2020-03-21 10:06|| Front Page Top

#4 hope they called 811 first

Posted by USN,Ret. 2020-03-21 11:17|| 2020-03-21 11:17|| Front Page Top

#5 NASA tool kit - hammer, bigger hammer, condom; if it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer, if it still doesn't work, hit it with a bigger hammer, if that doesn't work, f*** it.

Posted by Glenmore 2020-03-21 11:22|| 2020-03-21 11:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Old IDF saying "If force doesn't work, use more force."

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-03-21 11:25|| 2020-03-21 11:25|| Front Page Top

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