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2019-11-11 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

New Jersey homeowners say aggressive turkeys are terrorizing community

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Posted by Fred 2019-11-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 Anyone, in the entire community, owns a shotgun?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-11-11 03:43|| 2019-11-11 03:43|| Front Page Top

#2 A lot of turkeys* don't make it through November. Just saying.

*Ben Franklin's noble bird.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-11-11 06:29|| 2019-11-11 06:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Sorta taste like chicken. And Thanksgiving is just around the corner.

Of course, the wild turkeys aren't like the domestic turkey in the picture. They're smart, skinny, and aggressive.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2019-11-11 07:45|| 2019-11-11 07:45|| Front Page Top

#4 But, Rambler, they taste good. Does no one there own a baseball bat?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2019-11-11 08:23|| 2019-11-11 08:23|| Front Page Top

#5 I have a great wild turkey recipe. We only breast them since the rest of a Rio Grande wild turkey is too stringy.

Posted by BrujoTejano 2019-11-11 08:53|| 2019-11-11 08:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Wild Turkey is tasty with ice.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-11-11 09:11|| 2019-11-11 09:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Seems like an easy fix, but this is New Jersey after all.

Posted by DarthVader 2019-11-11 09:12|| 2019-11-11 09:12|| Front Page Top

#8 About 60 birds. An interstate gang then. Someone call the feebs.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-11 09:22|| 2019-11-11 09:22|| Front Page Top

#9 OH MY go out and pet them! Maybe the next bar too?? YOU LIBTURDs caused this?

Posted by ranture 2019-11-11 09:36|| 2019-11-11 09:36|| Front Page Top

#10 Could they be exported to California? They need another pestilence.

Posted by Bobby 2019-11-11 11:06|| 2019-11-11 11:06|| Front Page Top

#11 You say aggressive, I say delicious.

Posted by Speatle Tojo5556 2019-11-11 16:36|| 2019-11-11 16:36|| Front Page Top

#12 San Diego County has a wild turkey issue. They call it"Open Season"

Posted by Frank G 2019-11-11 21:06|| 2019-11-11 21:06|| Front Page Top

#13 Why do you think they call it TOM'S River?

Posted by Lex 2019-11-11 22:39|| 2019-11-11 22:39|| Front Page Top

#14 Now, I may be yo' uncle, and my name might be Tom, but that don't make yo' ...

Posted by Uncle Tom 2019-11-11 22:40|| 2019-11-11 22:40|| Front Page Top

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