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2019-07-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Another sicko busted for licking ice cream, putting it back on the shelf

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Posted by Fred 2019-07-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 "We discourage anyone from copying this atrocious act," a sheriff’s office front man told the station. "It is illegal. It’s a health risk to others. We will pursue anyone we see do this. You will be charged."

Not enough - start making serious examples out of these assholes.

Posted by Raj 2019-07-09 00:47|| 2019-07-09 00:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Sit him out in front of the store in a lawn chair and make him eat an entire two gallon tub while the media covers it live on teevee.

Make him sit there until he finishes it.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-07-09 00:51|| 2019-07-09 00:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe its already been said; haven't seen it so apologies in advance, but I suspect the real reason the original ice cream kicker, she of minor age status was solely due to some testicular atrophy on the part of law enforcement who didn't want a Ferguson, V 2.0 to erupt.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2019-07-09 01:13|| 2019-07-09 01:13|| Front Page Top

#4 I'd hate to be acquainted with Lenise Lloyd Martin I and II.

Martin later showed detectives a receipt for the ice cream, suggesting that he ultimately paid for his contaminated confection ‐ but Cavalier said the purchase still did not clear him of wrongdoing.

Ha ha ha ha ha ! Bloody delinquents. HAH HA HAAHAH HA!

Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-09 02:51|| 2019-07-09 02:51|| Front Page Top

#5 "...due to some testicular atrophy on the part of law enforcement who didn't want a Ferguson, V 2.0 to erupt."

Major difference is in this case, there's video to show what the girl did! The cops, or rather the DA in this case dropped the ball.

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2019-07-09 04:45|| 2019-07-09 04:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Make him sit there until he finishes it.

Or if he can finish a half gallon in a minute that would be fine. The resulting ice cream headache would be sufficient for law enforcement purposes.

Posted by gorb 2019-07-09 07:39|| 2019-07-09 07:39|| Front Page Top

#7 Draft them as taste testers for batches of food in the next Listeria outbreak.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-07-09 07:49|| 2019-07-09 07:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Re #5: I was referring to the DA that, in your words, 'dropped the ball;' I respectfully disagree. He wanted no part of anything that even smelled faintly of racism as pulled a Smollett on this case.

Purely my opinon, your mileage may vary.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2019-07-09 14:40|| 2019-07-09 14:40|| Front Page Top

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