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2019-06-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Man on Trial for Burglary Throws Feces at Judge, Misses
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Posted by Fred 2019-06-23 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [311 views ]  Top

#1 Our dog thought cat poop was good....
Posted by Glenmore 2019-06-23 01:37||   2019-06-23 01:37|| Front Page Top

#2 And of course dung beetles like poop. And lots of judges don't seem too different from dung beetles, so I can understand a Florida man's confusion...
Posted by Glenmore 2019-06-23 01:38||   2019-06-23 01:38|| Front Page Top

#3 I heard the peanut butter story.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-23 02:06||   2019-06-23 02:06|| Front Page Top

#4 "It’s protein! It’s good for you!" Philidor yelled, according to witnesses.

"Botulinum toxin (BTX) is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum..."
Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2019-06-23 02:22||   2019-06-23 02:22|| Front Page Top

Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-23 05:51||   2019-06-23 05:51|| Front Page Top

#6 ...Is there nothing Florida Man can't do?

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2019-06-23 09:11||   2019-06-23 09:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Dorleans Philidor

Somewhere, Kurt Vonnegut is thinking, "The best I could come up with was Philboyd Studge..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-06-23 12:23||   2019-06-23 12:23|| Front Page Top

#8 "It’s protein! It’s good for you!"

Would you like protein as part of your meals during your stay in jail?
Posted by gorb 2019-06-23 19:21||   2019-06-23 19:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Poop is not protein, and it's not good for you. Just making sure everyone knows.

Oh my. Thanks for the clarification there. I almost made a mistake. :-)

Oh, and Herb would like a link to prove this.
Posted by gorb 2019-06-23 19:26||   2019-06-23 19:26|| Front Page Top

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