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2019-02-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Nurse pleads not guilty to raping, impregnating disabled US woman

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Posted by Fred 2019-02-06 00:38|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 "How do you plead?"

"My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor."

"Counselor, your client's DNA is a positive match. The chances that it's wrong are millions to one against!"

CLIENT: "Wudn't me."

Rule number one: STICK TO YOUR STORY.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2019-02-06 19:29|| 2019-02-06 19:29|| Front Page Top

#2 "She didn't say 'no'" would've been as effective but probably as insulting. Kill him. I've seen Kill Bill

Posted by Frank G 2019-02-06 19:54|| 2019-02-06 19:54|| Front Page Top

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