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2018-11-09 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
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Posted by Elmavick Graling2726 2018-11-09 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6477 views ]  Top

#1 So used robot salesmen will be slimier than used car salesmen?
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-11-09 07:56||   2018-11-09 07:56|| Front Page Top

#2 Are they programmed to lie? Asking for a friend.
Posted by Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2018-11-09 08:26||   2018-11-09 08:26|| Front Page Top

#3 But if you hit "'Control, Alt, Del" wouldn't that reboot restore the virginity counter to zero?
Posted by USN, Ret. 2018-11-09 11:27||   2018-11-09 11:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Depends on whether virginity is implemented in hardware or software. For software, a quick reboot does the job. For hardware, you need to whip out your, uhh, Allen wrench and swap out the "adaptor".
Posted by SteveS 2018-11-09 14:41||   2018-11-09 14:41|| Front Page Top

#5 All for naught if the user's firmware, uh, isn't...
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-11-09 18:35||   2018-11-09 18:35|| Front Page Top

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