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2018-11-02 Britain
Prince Charles has his shoelaces ironed every morning
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Posted by Fred 2018-11-02 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [10797 views ]  Top

#1 I hope his mom lives to be 120.
Posted by gorb 2018-11-02 00:49||   2018-11-02 00:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Remoinds me of the Eddie Murphy movie 'Coming to America":


(Does the Prince here also have people dedicated t wiping his ass too?)
Posted by CrazyFool 2018-11-02 00:51||   2018-11-02 00:51|| Front Page Top

#3 "His pajamas are pressed every morning, his shoelaces are pressed flat with an iron, the bath butt plug has to be in a certain position and the water temperature has to be just tepid,"

Tepid perfectly describes this waste of skin
Posted by Frank G 2018-11-02 06:36||   2018-11-02 06:36|| Front Page Top

#4 His shoelaces have a bigger carbon footprint than my car.
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-11-02 08:44||   2018-11-02 08:44|| Front Page Top

#5 His face needs to be ironed.
Posted by AlanC 2018-11-02 09:40||   2018-11-02 09:40|| Front Page Top

#6  I hope his mom lives to be 120.

Long live the Queen!
Posted by Abu Uluque 2018-11-02 12:33||   2018-11-02 12:33|| Front Page Top

#7 On the Mall, of a morning, a butler
Has a mumble with valet and cutler:
"Subliminal hints
Are alarming the Prince,
So, per Mum, we must try something subtler."
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-11-02 14:08||   2018-11-02 14:08|| Front Page Top

#8 Somehow I don't think the Queen Mum will allow this piece to inherent.
Posted by DarthVader 2018-11-02 14:42||   2018-11-02 14:42|| Front Page Top

#9 I can't help but think Mum has a secret backup plan to... dispose of her on event of her death. It wouldn't surprise me to even see him die shortly before her own.

Or we could be entirely wrong. A mothers unconditional love is a strong force, and the Queen is a strong woman.
Posted by Charles 2018-11-02 18:54||   2018-11-02 18:54|| Front Page Top

#10 It's one approach to encouraging full employment.
Posted by james  2018-11-02 22:19||  2018-11-02 22:19|| Front Page Top

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