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2018-10-25 Home Front: Politix

San Francisco is allowing illegals to VOTE, but only few have registered and the reason why is AWESOME!

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-10-25 07:18|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

Be advised: Georgia voter tracking device. It triggers a hidden camera as you walk out of the polling place. Wearing it on a shirt pocket usually results in a clear head shot. Sensors within the peach transmit your fingerprint and 'Google tracks' you to your residence. Pharamone sensor can track your dietary habits (rice-beans) for up to seven days.

You see any of the polling place people wearing them? Of course not.

A revealing story on the voting booths, electronic voting cards, and polling place parking lot security cams will air in Friday's Burg.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-10-25 07:29|| 2018-10-25 07:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Georgia Voting Tracker??? Please link to the Onion article you got this from, or else start taking your medications again.

That's the problem these days, the world and people are so bent that you can't tell parody posts from posts by people that really mean it.

Posted by Boss Spoper5850 2018-10-25 10:00|| 2018-10-25 10:00|| Front Page Top

#3 I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, that Mr. B is pulling your leg.

However, as Muggeridge’s Law states (I'm misquoting from memory) "It is no longer possible to be funny. Whatever goofy-ass, silly thing you can imagine is already being acted out, usually by someone famous".

Posted by SteveS 2018-10-25 10:12|| 2018-10-25 10:12|| Front Page Top

#4 At Rantburg, the pickers and grinners
Who serve up your fried chicken dinners
Are sober and thrifty
And always drive fifty
On wheels within wheels (and not spinners).

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-10-25 11:50|| 2018-10-25 11:50|| Front Page Top

#5 That's the problem these days, the world and people are so bent that you can't tell parody posts from posts by people that really mean it.

Who's zoomin' who?

Posted by gorb 2018-10-25 20:13|| 2018-10-25 20:13|| Front Page Top

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