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2018-07-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Tom Brady Shamed for Being Out of Shape
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Posted by Mercutio 2018-07-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ]  Top

#1 If I went to Giselle every night, I guarantee you I would be in awesome shape.
Posted by gorb 2018-07-24 01:53||   2018-07-24 01:53|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm sure he's worried about the comments from random twitterers.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-07-24 05:08||   2018-07-24 05:08|| Front Page Top

#3 Tom Brady is paid to read defenses, think fast and throw a football.
Posted by Airandee  2018-07-24 06:15||   2018-07-24 06:15|| Front Page Top

#4 I apologize deeply for lowering the tone of Rantburg. The last sentence of the snark should have been:

"To whom do you go home, Bubba?"
Posted by Mercutio 2018-07-24 08:38||   2018-07-24 08:38|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh Mercutio, you are a delight!
Posted by trailing wife 2018-07-24 10:25||   2018-07-24 10:25|| Front Page Top

#6 TW_ will you send an email to my wife stating that? I'm afraid it would have to be notarized for her to believe it....
Posted by Mercutio 2018-07-24 10:59||   2018-07-24 10:59|| Front Page Top

#7 1) You should see some of his draft pictures back in 2000 - 2001; amazed he was drafted at all.
2) The same yahoos that are 'shaming' Tom will be rubbing his balls by October when they go 4-0.
Posted by Raj 2018-07-24 12:32||   2018-07-24 12:32|| Front Page Top

#8 rubbing his balls
Posted by Skidmark 2018-07-24 13:49||   2018-07-24 13:49|| Front Page Top

#9 If Giselle is happy with the dad bod I think we can all smile.
Posted by rjschwarz 2018-07-24 15:19||   2018-07-24 15:19|| Front Page Top

#10 TW_ will you send an email to my wife stating that?

Dear Mrs. Mercutio,

Your husband is always a perfect gentleman when he visits Rantburg. Were he ever to have acted otherwise, I was long ago given a lovely cluebat (decorated with the most charming periwinkle ribbons to match my highlight colour) with which to drive out those who misbehave. I should be delighted if you would join me for tea one day, and see for yourself.

Yours sincerely,
(Mrs) trailing wife
Posted by trailing wife 2018-07-24 18:44||   2018-07-24 18:44|| Front Page Top

#11 Dear Mrs. Mercutio,

And she is not afraid to use it when she feels it is necessary. She also has a periwinkle flamethrower, too, which she uses quite expertly. If your husband has never shown up at home black and blue and/or missing his eyebrows, please take that as a good sign.

Sincerely,

gorb

Posted by gorb 2018-07-24 20:34||   2018-07-24 20:34|| Front Page Top

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