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2018-04-09 Britain

London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings

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Posted by Frank G 2018-04-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top
File under: Moslem Colonists

#1 'What about all of the acid attacks, Mayor?'

Posted by Ulaigum Ebbineng7056 2018-04-09 00:41|| 2018-04-09 00:41|| Front Page Top

#2 but but what about the sikhs....... they carrry for the verrry :) reason we all cant mention, good on 'em and phuque the asshat mayor, i think now you can fight city hall

Posted by 746 2018-04-09 00:41|| 2018-04-09 00:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Knife control?! Sounds like someone is desperate.

Posted by gorb 2018-04-09 03:30|| 2018-04-09 03:30|| Front Page Top

#4 "You shall take my katana from my dead cold hand"

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-04-09 03:47|| 2018-04-09 03:47|| Front Page Top

#5 It's Wheel of Bad Luck: _N_CH P_W_LL
"Well, Paul... I shall purchase a vowel.
Could there be any E's?
And some O's, if you please."
Mopping brow with a towel... "Simon Cowell!"

Posted by Unogum Grusomp3902 2018-04-09 04:00|| 2018-04-09 04:00|| Front Page Top

#6 'What about all of the acid attacks, Mayor?'

Next, the ban on Vinegar and Lemon Juice.

Posted by AlanC 2018-04-09 08:00|| 2018-04-09 08:00|| Front Page Top

#7 "Are You F'n Kidding Me? What has happened to Britain?"

Socialism.

Posted by Dave D. 2018-04-09 10:24|| 2018-04-09 10:24|| Front Page Top

#8 You know mayor, there are knifings in prisons, about as tight of a police state you can impose.

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-04-09 11:44|| 2018-04-09 11:44|| Front Page Top

#9 (start Eric Idle voice)
"How about point-ed sticks?"

Posted by ed in texas 2018-04-09 12:09|| 2018-04-09 12:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Pen is mightier than the sword, BAN PENS!

Posted by rjschwarz 2018-04-09 12:11|| 2018-04-09 12:11|| Front Page Top

#11 , a ban on home deliveries of knives and acid,

I was kidding in #6, but, it's impossible to find anything to joke about any more. God forbid that your plumbing should clog, Drano is now illegal.

Posted by AlanC 2018-04-09 13:34|| 2018-04-09 13:34|| Front Page Top

#12 Go after the people who commit the crime, not the instrument used in the crime--that's idiocy. Does this policy have something to do with London's mayor being a Mooselimb?

Posted by JohnQC 2018-04-09 15:36|| 2018-04-09 15:36|| Front Page Top

#13 #12 That would require the Mullah of London to go after his own.

Posted by charger 2018-04-09 18:39|| 2018-04-09 18:39|| Front Page Top

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