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2017-06-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

New Braunfels man with history of 'deviant' sex acts with vegetables sentenced to life in prison

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Posted by Fred 2017-06-30 01:38|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 Was he out of his gourd?
(I know. Corner.)

Posted by ed in texas 2017-06-30 10:05|| 2017-06-30 10:05|| Front Page Top

#2 He's going to jail. He'll have to switch to fruits.

Posted by gorb 2017-06-30 10:15|| 2017-06-30 10:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Supreme court to release him and allow him to marry frozen cucumber.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2017-06-30 10:29|| 2017-06-30 10:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Lettuce pray for his soul. Should stuck with chickpeas.

http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?D=2014-01-03&ID=382869&HC=3

Posted by Shipman 2017-06-30 10:42|| 2017-06-30 10:42|| Front Page Top

#5 The charges will be squashed.

Posted by Pappy 2017-06-30 12:16|| 2017-06-30 12:16|| Front Page Top

#6 deviant sex act with a vegetable "wearing nothing but women's stockings"

That's just perverted. Who would put stockings on a vegetable?

Posted by SteveS 2017-06-30 12:25|| 2017-06-30 12:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Folks around New Braunfels were confident evidence of Ransier's deviance would eventually turnup.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-06-30 12:30|| 2017-06-30 12:30|| Front Page Top

#8 sitting in his truck with melted candle wax on his bare chest and a collection of meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, lube, children's clothing and a cooler of frozen cucumbers with him.

AKA: "Friday night"

Posted by Frank G 2017-06-30 14:35|| 2017-06-30 14:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Something isn't right here. Isn't cucumber a fruit?

Posted by swksvolFF 2017-06-30 17:53|| 2017-06-30 17:53|| Front Page Top

#10 The childrens clothes, duct-tape and rope are concerning...

Posted by CrazyFool 2017-06-30 18:24|| 2017-06-30 18:24|| Front Page Top

#11 20 years, OK, but $10,000.00, that's a lot of cabbage.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-06-30 19:51|| 2017-06-30 19:51|| Front Page Top

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