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2017-03-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Barbra Streisand Claims Donald Trump Is Making Her Gain Weight

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Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2017-03-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 No, your fat mouth is making you gain weight.

Posted by DarthVader 2017-03-06 00:26|| 2017-03-06 00:26|| Front Page Top

#2 I wonder if my wife will buy that excuse from me?

Posted by Glenmore 2017-03-06 01:31|| 2017-03-06 01:31|| Front Page Top

#3 I thought she was moving to Canada or Oz if Trump won. What is she still doing in country?

Posted by 3dc 2017-03-06 02:25|| 2017-03-06 02:25|| Front Page Top

#4 I thought she was moving to Canada or Oz if Trump won. What is she still doing in country?

She's been told - by people who ought to know, that Trump's presidency is not for long.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-03-06 02:42|| 2017-03-06 02:42|| Front Page Top

#5 At breakfast, alone, she's indignant.
Existence grows empty and stagnant.
Please, Prez, call this fresser
And help her address her
Obsession with Donald Trump regnant.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-03-06 03:56|| 2017-03-06 03:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Please, just KEEP EATING !

Posted by Besoeker 2017-03-06 03:58|| 2017-03-06 03:58|| Front Page Top

#7 Her body is trying to catch up with her bloated ego

Posted by Cheaderhead 2017-03-06 05:57|| 2017-03-06 05:57|| Front Page Top

#8 Southpark had this plot many years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZC67Qr-68

Posted by lord garth 2017-03-06 06:42|| 2017-03-06 06:42|| Front Page Top

#9 "Isn't it rich?
Aren't we a pair?
Me, here, putting on pounds,
You with the hair.
Bring on the pounds"

Posted by Frank G 2017-03-06 10:00|| 2017-03-06 10:00|| Front Page Top

#10 The good news is that if she's eating she can't sing.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2017-03-06 11:49|| 2017-03-06 11:49|| Front Page Top

#11 wasn't she supposed to leave the country?

Posted by Jan 2017-03-06 12:52|| 2017-03-06 12:52|| Front Page Top

#12 She eats all those pancakes in loving memory of Rachel Corrie.

Posted by regular joe 2017-03-06 13:22|| 2017-03-06 13:22|| Front Page Top

#13 Two delightful turns from Zenobia F and Frank G.

A note with regard to "Please, Prez, call this fresser":

In German, the verb essen, to eat only refers to what people do. Fressen, to eat means when animals gobble their food without even the thought of manners. I discovered accidentally that the two terms are not interchangeable, no matter what my various German-English dictionaries say. Trust our Zenobia F to come up with yet another multilingual reference -- and this is just the audience able to appreciate such things properly. :-)

Posted by trailing wife 2017-03-06 13:49|| 2017-03-06 13:49|| Front Page Top

#14 I caught the fressen remark. Zenobia---Well done! No pun intended.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2017-03-06 13:57|| 2017-03-06 13:57|| Front Page Top

#15 Babs has a 'nose' for bs and it's weighing her down.

Posted by warthogswife 2017-03-06 14:38|| 2017-03-06 14:38|| Front Page Top

#16 Learned the difference btw fressen & essen at my grandmothers knee 60 years ago.

Children essed and pets fressed.

Posted by AlanC 2017-03-06 15:10|| 2017-03-06 15:10|| Front Page Top

#17 Ja wohl, Alan. :-D

Posted by Barbara 2017-03-06 20:11|| 2017-03-06 20:11|| Front Page Top

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