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2014-08-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
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Posted by Fred 2014-08-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ]  Top

#1 Some parents were baffled by the teacher's alleged first day debauchery.

Cause everyone knows you need to wait till you get union protected tenure before you do this.
Posted by Procopius2k 2014-08-07 00:16||   2014-08-07 00:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Just a warning don't google and look for her. My eyes, my eyes
Posted by Beavis 2014-08-07 00:47||   2014-08-07 00:47|| Front Page Top

#3 Ditto that! Definitely Not Safe For Sanity!
Posted by CrazyFool 2014-08-07 01:23||   2014-08-07 01:23|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, at least she is not a potential rapist like all male (hetero) teachers.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-08-07 03:47||   2014-08-07 03:47|| Front Page Top

#5 On the other hand (being a former Special Ed. teacher for many years) there are the students who come to class completely stoned. It must be said in their defense that at least they keep their pants on. (Albeit some at kneecap length until informed otherwise).
Posted by borgboy 2014-08-07 04:26||   2014-08-07 04:26|| Front Page Top

#6 Cabbage patch teacher?
Posted by no mo uro 2014-08-07 05:01||   2014-08-07 05:01|| Front Page Top

#7 First day of school, new teacher, freshman hazing, drunk and oblivious...she was pantsed for sure.
Posted by Skidmark 2014-08-07 06:36||   2014-08-07 06:36|| Front Page Top

#8 So, she's ready to get started, huh?
Posted by ed in texas 2014-08-07 08:08||   2014-08-07 08:08|| Front Page Top

#9 A fine example of the product produced by our educational curricula at prestigous colleges and universities.
Posted by AlanC 2014-08-07 08:09||   2014-08-07 08:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Some parents were baffled by the teacher's alleged first day debauchery.

Yikes... this is one case I'm not "Hot for Teacher," as the song goes. If only "some" partents are baffled when teach appears to work liquored up and pants down, more must be puzzled by school opening the first week of August -- right in the middle of the Oakie dirt farmer growing season.
Posted by regular joe 2014-08-07 09:00||   2014-08-07 09:00|| Front Page Top

#11 Beavis, CrazyFool...man up dimmit! She's F-150 friendly. You'd likely never have to buy a round, be cockblocked, or mow the lawn.
Posted by Besoeker 2014-08-07 09:28||   2014-08-07 09:28|| Front Page Top

#12 NOT F-150 friendly *grumble grumble*

drink up and take off yer pants
Posted by Frank G on the road 2014-08-07 14:11||   2014-08-07 14:11|| Front Page Top

#13 oh dear.....
Posted by Sonny Splat2488 2014-08-07 15:02||   2014-08-07 15:02|| Front Page Top

#14 Only F-150-friendly if you have one with a 460. Or a Cummins turbo diesel.
Posted by gorb 2014-08-07 15:21||   2014-08-07 15:21|| Front Page Top

#15 When I was in high school the Dean of Students kept a bottle of booze in his office. And it must have been a BIG one too! Once I had to physically step back when he was talking to me because the booze-breath was so strong. It was bad.

I don't know how he kept his job. (Oh he was an a-hole too!) At least he didn't take of his pants (that I know of...).
Posted by CrazyFool 2014-08-07 17:08||   2014-08-07 17:08|| Front Page Top

#16 Hey Lorie, I heard you got caught, drunk and with your pants down...

ahh, I think you got a bum rap....it the change of life thing, right? Hot flashes, needing a drink to cool down... I understand....

look, I know a good lawyer... I think he could help you get out of this....

by the way, I think your kind of cute, in a simeon kind of way, after we get past our problems, would you like to go out some time ?

Sincerely yours,

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P.S. My pic is attached...


Posted by Angusolet Snavitle3787 2014-08-07 18:10||   2014-08-07 18:10|| Front Page Top

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