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2014-07-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Giant Anteaters Kill Two Hunters in Brazil

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Posted by Fred 2014-07-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 These are big anteaters, I mean really big. Why, my aunt in Oxnard had a stroke. Got to get this furniture to Yuma..

Posted by Fairbanks, Sr., Douglas 2014-07-27 03:04|| 2014-07-27 03:04|| Front Page Top

#2 Giant anteaters eat mainly insects but they also enjoy citrus and avocados.....

or the occasional careless hunter.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-07-27 03:36|| 2014-07-27 03:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Dress like an ant and this is what happens...

Posted by Incredulous 2014-07-27 04:38|| 2014-07-27 04:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Those hunters must have ANTagonized the them.

/goes to room

Posted by Charles 2014-07-27 07:51|| 2014-07-27 07:51|| Front Page Top

#5 You can piss off a giant anteater just so much...

Posted by ed in texas 2014-07-27 09:25|| 2014-07-27 09:25|| Front Page Top

#6 And stay there, Charles.

Posted by no mo uro 2014-07-27 10:40|| 2014-07-27 10:40|| Front Page Top

#7 tip: don't bring a knife to an Anteater fight

Posted by Frank G 2014-07-27 10:46|| 2014-07-27 10:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Don't let Obama know about this or he will try to get refugee status for them because 1) they are vulnerable 2) they are dangerous to society.

Posted by Ebbinelet Omusoling8390 2014-07-27 11:06|| 2014-07-27 11:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Dang it, Commodore Frank, you stole my thunder again! Got to get up earlier on Sunday morning.......

Posted by Alaska Paul 2014-07-27 12:17|| 2014-07-27 12:17|| Front Page Top

#10 But then, I will never get up as early as Commodore Frank, so I think upon that great Scottish song, and I know I yam blessed.....

Breakfast in My Bed on Sunday Morning

I never, never worry, worry, and I never, never grieve.
I take things nice and easy - what I canna take, I leave.
I work the whole week round, frae early morn till late at nicht.
On Saturday, I eagerly look forword wae delicht to....

Chorus

Beautiful Sunday! I wish it would never come Monday!
For I lie between the sheets my bed adornin'!
O, it's very nice, yes it's very very nice
To get yer breakfast in yer bed on Sunday morning.

What joy, what great delicht it is, to hear the kirk bells ring!
I wouldn't miss their welcome sound, no not for anythin'
When they commence to ring, I rise, but if it looks like rain,
I fill my pipe, then licht it, and go back to bed again on...

Chorus (twice)

Posted by Alaska Paul 2014-07-27 12:35|| 2014-07-27 12:35|| Front Page Top

#11 on weekends I sleep in til 4:30

Posted by Frank G 2014-07-27 12:49|| 2014-07-27 12:49|| Front Page Top

#12 Ultra PC UCI will probably change their murderous, racist mascot now.

Posted by Otto Slerese5315 2014-07-27 17:08|| 2014-07-27 17:08|| Front Page Top

#13 they have poor vision and if frightened, they may defend themselves with front claws that are as long as pocketknives.

Sounds like my last date!

Posted by AlmostAnonuymous5839 2014-07-27 19:13|| 2014-07-27 19:13|| Front Page Top

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