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2014-03-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Dead Indian Guru in Freezer for 'Deep Meditation'

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Posted by Fred 2014-03-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 A new word is added to the RBee Thesaurus.

Samadhi is equivalent to stable.

Posted by Shipman 2014-03-14 05:47|| 2014-03-14 05:47|| Front Page Top

#2 If he does not rise after 3 days he is just a poser.

All that meditating and a plan B was never worked out in his head before dying.

Posted by Airandee 2014-03-14 06:16|| 2014-03-14 06:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Fred, I am truly impressed by your in line commentary.

You went through the entire piece and not one reference to "an ex-parrot" or "pining for the fjords", a truly masterly performance.

Posted by AlanC 2014-03-14 07:35|| 2014-03-14 07:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Yea, that's him under the meat pies and French fries. Now put the lid down.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-14 08:34|| 2014-03-14 08:34|| Front Page Top

#5 Samadhi is equivalent to stable.

But not necessarily room temperature.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2014-03-14 11:21|| 2014-03-14 11:21|| Front Page Top

#6 On his deathbed, this Maharaj vowed
He would climb up his schlong to a cloud,
So his whole entourage
Gives him daily "massage"
As he lies there on ice in his shroud.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-03-14 14:30|| 2014-03-14 14:30|| Front Page Top

#7 cremation just might take a while

Posted by Frank G 2014-03-14 21:53|| 2014-03-14 21:53|| Front Page Top

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