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2014-01-25 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Pappy 2014-01-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 New meaning for "going out for some Italian".

Posted by Steven 2014-01-25 02:55|| 2014-01-25 02:55|| Front Page Top

#2 I wonder what her dentist thinks of it.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-01-25 05:40|| 2014-01-25 05:40|| Front Page Top

#3 "My client was the worse for drink that night. She was clearly upset."

That defense never worked well for me. :-(

Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-25 06:03|| 2014-01-25 06:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Fiats are apparently made of a high percentage of plastic? Electroplated Plastic? Italian design, Italian manufactured....plastic cars. Euro money is made of plastic too, I hear...all those zlotys and farfels and blottos with pictures of poets on it.

Posted by Spereting Tingle4064 2014-01-25 07:29|| 2014-01-25 07:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Come on, be frank (cisth?) every FIAT owner has wanted to do that. The Weber always was tempting to taste.

Also:

She had been drinking at a memorial night for her late boyfriend, Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast, Aberystwyth magistrates was told.

I see her migrating to Florida inside 5 years.

Posted by Shipman 2014-01-25 08:17|| 2014-01-25 08:17|| Front Page Top

#6 ..or Belize.

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-01-25 09:07|| 2014-01-25 09:07|| Front Page Top

....." Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast, Aberystwyth magistrates was told."

Gravitational pull ?

Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-25 09:17|| 2014-01-25 09:17|| Front Page Top

#8 Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast, Aberystwyth magistrates was told.

apparently trying to swim away from her

Posted by Frank G 2014-01-25 09:59|| 2014-01-25 09:59|| Front Page Top

#9 Tasted like Evander Holyfield?

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-01-25 12:17|| 2014-01-25 12:17|| Front Page Top

#10 Fiat 500 = Italian Trabant

Posted by Jineck Lumplump8513 2014-01-25 16:49|| 2014-01-25 16:49|| Front Page Top

#11 I'll have an Abarth pls.
The crowd went silent, suddenly the Prius looked down-scale. The serve-yourself solenoid bar emptied quickly. A smell of burnt Castor-oil came from the back, the LucasMen panicked and we waited forever. I hate do-not-drive-thrus.

Posted by Shipman 2014-01-25 19:25|| 2014-01-25 19:25|| Front Page Top

#12 #8 Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast

Like a fool, he staggered along the top of the sea wall, arms extended, yelling, "Watch this!", as Rhian clapped her hands in delight. Over he went, drowned off the coast. Darwin prize, lost generation.

Posted by KBK 2014-01-25 21:35|| 2014-01-25 21:35|| Front Page Top

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