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2013-12-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping
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Posted by Fred 2013-12-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ]  Top

#1 A perfectly normal male reaction. The only reason I have not done it myself is that I usually chew my own feet off after one hour, making dives off balconies problematic.
Posted by Bunyip 2013-12-10 01:07||   2013-12-10 01:07|| Front Page Top

#2 A lady never has too many pairs of shoes.
Posted by Caesar Gray1629 2013-12-10 02:04||   2013-12-10 02:04|| Front Page Top

#3 Isn't that why Al gore created the internet?
Posted by Spot 2013-12-10 07:54||   2013-12-10 07:54|| Front Page Top

#4 She started shouting at him, accusing him of being a skinflint, and of spoiling Christmas.

Wait. Hold the presses Johnson. Mass Christmas buying in China? We not talking the deliveries to America for the holidays. I thought the vocal atheists insisted that Christmas was evil oppression by the fanatical Christians? /sarc off

It was a really heated argument.

You weren't here for Black Friday dude to know what a heated argument was. With tazers. And some felonious assaults.
Posted by Procopius2k 2013-12-10 07:57||   2013-12-10 07:57|| Front Page Top

#5 I can understand this article completely. Fortunately, my wife does not insist on trying to drag me around shopping. If so, I might consider looking for the nearest balcony, bridge or roof--or at least just sitting in the mall and checking out the passing traffic.
Posted by JohnQC 2013-12-10 08:17||   2013-12-10 08:17|| Front Page Top

#6 ...insist on sitting out front of the Vitoria Secrets doors. You might get a pass the next time on mall duty.
Posted by Procopius2k 2013-12-10 08:23||   2013-12-10 08:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Sounds like China can officially be called a developed country about now.
Posted by gorb 2013-12-10 10:39||   2013-12-10 10:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Rumor has it he was still clutching her purse when he landed on the ground.
Posted by airandee 2013-12-10 12:24||   2013-12-10 12:24|| Front Page Top

#9 "where they had reportedly been shopping for five hours or so before he hit his limit."

Must have been a wealthy man
Posted by European Conservative 2013-12-10 12:24||   2013-12-10 12:24|| Front Page Top

#10 "where there was a sale on shoes"

Be afraid. Be VERY AFRAID
Posted by European Conservative 2013-12-10 12:27||   2013-12-10 12:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Apparantly waiting in the car was not possible?
Posted by rjschwarz 2013-12-10 14:56||   2013-12-10 14:56|| Front Page Top

#12 rjschwarz, you're a life long bachelor, right?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-12-10 15:31||   2013-12-10 15:31|| Front Page Top

#13 g(r)om, LOL
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2013-12-10 17:16||   2013-12-10 17:16|| Front Page Top

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