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2013-06-29 Science & Technology
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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-06-29 14:04|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [419 views ]  Top

#1 Species die every year, it's natural, NOT UN-NATURAL. (If species didn't die, there'd still be Dinosaurs around and nobody wants that).

Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-06-29 15:06||   2013-06-29 15:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Not sure what material they use for the rotor blades on a wind turbine, but I suspect it is irony.

Go to your room.
Posted by SteveS 2013-06-29 15:40||   2013-06-29 15:40|| Front Page Top

#3 ba-dum-dum *rimshot*

he's here all week, try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress
Posted by Frank G 2013-06-29 15:44||   2013-06-29 15:44|| Front Page Top

#4 (quietly withdraws joke about the bird only being brown moments ago)
Posted by swksvolFF 2013-06-29 16:17||   2013-06-29 16:17|| Front Page Top

#5 Daft and slow o'thought birdie e' was. His synchronization gear experienced a catastrophic in-flight malfunction (completely tits up as it were). Not enough time to manually compute flight speed and beak to blade clearance ratios, correct, etc. Cut it a bit short e' did. Too bad for the onlookers. Oh the bloody horror. Probably won't witness another incident such as that for another 167 years. The Royal Military Aviation Authority (MAA) Military Air Accident Investigation Branch (MilAAIB) report is yet pending.
Posted by Besoeker 2013-06-29 16:53||   2013-06-29 16:53|| Front Page Top

#6 completely tits up

Not a zoologist, eh, Besoeker; birds don't have tits (why the titmouse has that name is a mystery.)
Posted by Glenmore 2013-06-29 17:53||   2013-06-29 17:53|| Front Page Top

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