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2012-10-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve White 2012-10-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Two legs good, four legs better...

Posted by tu3031 2012-10-03 00:17|| 2012-10-03 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Was anyone named Mr. Wu involved?

Posted by charger 2012-10-03 00:44|| 2012-10-03 00:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Old Major, the old boar on the Manor Farm, calls the animals on the farm for a meeting, where he compares the humans to parasites and teaches the animals a revolutionary song, 'Beasts of England'. When Major dies, two young pigs, Snowball and Napoleon, assume command and turn his dream into a philosophy. The animals revolt and ~~drive~~ EAT the drunken and irresponsible ~~Mr Jones~~ Terry Garner ~~from~~ at the farm, renaming it "Animal Farm". They adopt Seven Commandments of Animal-ism, the most important of which is, "All animals are equal".

Could this be the Second Obama revolution ? /sarc off/

Posted by Percy Elmager9622 2012-10-03 02:04|| 2012-10-03 02:04|| Front Page Top

#4 A forensic pathologist examined what little was left of Garner's body over the weekend, but was not able to identify the cause or manner of death.

Consumption ?

Posted by Besoeker 2012-10-03 02:10|| 2012-10-03 02:10|| Front Page Top

#5 When the hogs are slaughtered, sent to market, portions cooked at a local restaurant, someone might say, "You know this pork could have come from Terry Gardner's farm." ... I wonder how Terry's funeral will take place ... will they go out whole hog ?

Posted by Herman Bonaparte9160 2012-10-03 02:37|| 2012-10-03 02:37|| Front Page Top

#6 No fowl play involved. The chickens didn't get in on it.
Move along, nothin' to see...

Posted by ed in texas 2012-10-03 07:22|| 2012-10-03 07:22|| Front Page Top

#7 NSFW (Copious Anglo-Saxon language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2012-10-03 08:17|| 2012-10-03 08:17|| Front Page Top

#8 It isn't kosher.

Posted by Procopius2k 2012-10-03 08:26|| 2012-10-03 08:26|| Front Page Top

#9 no fowl play? the chickens were on the surveillance team. I say ... nuke 'em all and fry 'em up! HAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by Raider 2012-10-03 11:15|| 2012-10-03 11:15|| Front Page Top

#10 What might happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Seems like there was some movie where this was the Mafia method of disposal of bodies.

Posted by JohnQC 2012-10-03 12:48|| 2012-10-03 12:48|| Front Page Top

#11 BrickTop: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Posted by Beavis 2012-10-03 13:00|| 2012-10-03 13:00|| Front Page Top

#12 Beavis
#7 is a link to that particular scene.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2012-10-03 16:50|| 2012-10-03 16:50|| Front Page Top

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