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2012-02-07 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida Barbecue: Man Self-immolates in Attempt to Roast Spouse.
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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2012-02-07 10:17|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [560 views ]  Top

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2012-02-07 12:12||   2012-02-07 12:12|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm thinking that in the process of putting accelerant all over her apartment, he got a lot on himself. Then he went back to his car and (literally) fumed for a while before lighting a cig.

Foosh.

People can be stupid that way. I remember seeing a US Army Captain who decided to see a bunch of soldiers cleaning large machines with gasoline in a parking lot. With liquid gasoline all over the asphalt, he decided that right then was the time to have a smoke. Standing in a shallow pool of gasoline.

A senior NCO said "Sir!" and snatched the cig out of his mouth. Puzzled, he pulled another cig out of the pack and put it in his mouth, preparing to light it.

"Sir!!", yelled the NCO.

"What'sa matter?", asked the Captain.
Posted by Anonymoose 2012-02-07 13:29||   2012-02-07 13:29|| Front Page Top

#3 The static electricity generated by some vehicles can be murder (one can hope, literally murder, in the case of this schmuck). Been closing the doors of our Accord with my elbows since we bought it in 2004.
Posted by Gabby Cussworth 2012-02-07 15:36||   2012-02-07 15:36|| Front Page Top

#4 So it looks like Mr. Wong tried to ignite Mrs. Wong but it took a couple of tries, proving once again that "Two Wongs can't set it alight."
Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-02-07 21:58||   2012-02-07 21:58|| Front Page Top

#5 USN, Ret. that was truly, truly, truly awful.
Posted by trailing wife 2012-02-07 22:27||   2012-02-07 22:27|| Front Page Top

#6 thank you and don't forget to tip your veal and try the waitress.....
Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-02-07 23:30||   2012-02-07 23:30|| Front Page Top

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