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2011-12-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

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Posted by Fred 2011-12-01 09:52|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled,

Good grief. He's from the future. He went back.

Do I have to explain everything around here?

Posted by Steve White 2011-12-01 10:32|| 2011-12-01 10:32|| Front Page Top

#2 1) When traveling from the future, please check your arrest history first. If there's an indication you were arrested on this journey, stay home.

2) Eloi? Really?

3) DISRUPTING THE DEW SUPPLY!!!

4) Wait... "communist chocolate hellhole"?

Posted by Rob Crawford 2011-12-01 10:40|| 2011-12-01 10:40|| Front Page Top

#3 The real problem isn't the time travelers trying to alter history. The real problem is the trigger-happy assassins sent back to stop them.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-01 10:46|| 2011-12-01 10:46|| Front Page Top

#4 McFly!!!

Posted by Clyde Bucket3505 2011-12-01 13:05|| 2011-12-01 13:05|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm from the past.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2011-12-01 13:06|| 2011-12-01 13:06|| Front Page Top

#6 He came all the way back for a recipe he is doing, when he discovered he needs a Cup o' Neutrons, and he's fresh out. And if he could also borrow a quantum gravity neutralizer? Because a cup o' neutrons would weight about 480 billion tons.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-01 13:24|| 2011-12-01 13:24|| Front Page Top

#7 And then he started looking for Sarah Connor.

Posted by Cincinnatus Chili 2011-12-01 14:20|| 2011-12-01 14:20|| Front Page Top

#8 People who believe in physics know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. -Albert Einstein

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2011-12-01 14:23|| 2011-12-01 14:23|| Front Page Top

#9 The hilarious "Drive Recklessly" PSA.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-01 15:14|| 2011-12-01 15:14|| Front Page Top

#10 Time to enroll him in The Program.

Posted by Skidmark 2011-12-01 15:53|| 2011-12-01 15:53|| Front Page Top

#11 Fred - exceptional in-line. A classic

Posted by Frank G 2011-12-01 22:07|| 2011-12-01 22:07|| Front Page Top

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