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2011-11-22 Home Front: WoT

Having Nothing Better To Do, DHS Issues A Warning About Turkey Cooking

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Posted by Anonymoose 2011-11-22 14:28|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 It takes other bureaucracies decades to get to this level of---I don't even know how to call it.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2011-11-22 14:47|| 2011-11-22 14:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Dear big sister...

Fuck off.

Posted by DarthVader 2011-11-22 15:32|| 2011-11-22 15:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Shouldn't we be more concerned about 'promotional' turkeys?

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-11-22 15:37|| 2011-11-22 15:37|| Front Page Top

#4 How about where Butterball Turkeys have all been sacrificed to Allah (Killed via Halal process - including the Allan dedication) before packaging. That is *all* of the turkeys from Butterball...

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-11-22 15:56|| 2011-11-22 15:56|| Front Page Top

#5 This takes "mission creep" to Orwellian heights: We have always been at war with deep-fried turkeys.

Posted by Pollyandrew 2011-11-22 16:05|| 2011-11-22 16:05|| Front Page Top

#6 Adding insult, according to FT, the hated and feared Egyptian secret police, known for brutality and torture, has renamed itself "Homeland Security".

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-11-22 16:07|| 2011-11-22 16:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Remember to keep and eye out for the beer can chickens, they are always up to something.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-11-22 16:09|| 2011-11-22 16:09|| Front Page Top

#8 In an Obama administration where the CIA is concerned with "Global Warming" and NASA's mission is to improve Muslim self-esteem it makes perfect sense.

Posted by Cincinnatus Chili 2011-11-22 16:57|| 2011-11-22 16:57|| Front Page Top

#9 I suppose it's easier to natter about turkeys than to do real work, like looking for Son-in-Law's documents, including the passport from his home country, which the idiots LOST.

Posted by mom 2011-11-22 17:09|| 2011-11-22 17:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Only YOU can prevent wild fryers.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-11-22 18:41|| 2011-11-22 18:41|| Front Page Top

#11 Uh, uh, SWEET POTATOE ANARCHY???

gut nuthin.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-11-22 19:24|| 2011-11-22 19:24|| Front Page Top

#12 @swksvolFF

Thanks fer the laugh. I nearly blew my Grenache all over the screen.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2011-11-22 19:33|| 2011-11-22 19:33|| Front Page Top

#13 William Shatner did a better job with State Farm.

Our crappy government doing redundancy.

Posted by newc 2011-11-22 19:59|| http://concisemagazine.com 2011-11-22 19:59|| Front Page Top

#14 "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." :-D

Posted by Barbara 2011-11-22 20:20|| 2011-11-22 20:20|| Front Page Top

#15 Only YOU can prevent wild fryers

YOU - to your room.

Posted by Pappy 2011-11-22 20:57|| 2011-11-22 20:57|| Front Page Top

#16 Are turkeys not halal?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2011-11-22 21:06|| 2011-11-22 21:06|| Front Page Top

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