Article

2010-12-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Mahmoud Shoots Self While Sleeping on Shoulder of Toll Road

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2010-12-22 01:56|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 AH,

Let me suggest a third option - Mahmoud was concerned that Mrs. Mahmoud might wanna make a break for it, and there was a struggle...

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2010-12-22 09:24|| 2010-12-22 09:24|| Front Page Top

#2 That stinks to high heaven. Ohio Turnpike is limited-access, so we're not exactly talking about downtown Detroit here, safety-wise.

I'd guess that he's running from someone. The missus's angry relatives? Loan sharks? Has he been embezzling from the wrong people?

Posted by Mitch H. 2010-12-22 09:41|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/ 2010-12-22 09:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe he was dreaming about weasels.

Posted by Grunter 2010-12-22 10:12|| 2010-12-22 10:12|| Front Page Top

#4 Hope they checked the trunk for smuggled cigarettes.

And WHY THE HELL ISN'T HE FACING WEAPONS CHARGES?! That's certainly not safe handling of a firearm, as a Michigan resident he almost certainly doesn't have a CCW permit, and he could very well have shot an innocent bystander.

(Oh, wait. Masturbating with a gun is part of his faith, innit?)

Posted by Rob Crawford 2010-12-22 10:58|| 2010-12-22 10:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Ya gotta protect yourself from them infidels. They're everywhere...
The Mossad too.

Posted by tu3031 2010-12-22 11:04|| 2010-12-22 11:04|| Front Page Top

#6 At least he didn't let the woman drive...am I right fellas?

/sarc

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-12-22 13:06|| 2010-12-22 13:06|| Front Page Top

23:56 CrazyFool
23:06 Swamp Blondie
22:56 USN,Ret
22:50 USN,Ret
22:35 Adriane
22:25 crosspatch
22:06 Frank G
22:06 Rob Crawford
22:04 Frank G
22:01 Old Patriot
21:58 Old Patriot
21:58 john frum
21:57 Zhang Fei
21:30 tu3031
21:27 tu3031
21:24 Nicky Santoro
21:07 Silentbrick - Lost Drill Bit Division - Halliburton
20:52 Redneck Jim
20:44 tipper
20:31 JosephMendiola
20:18 Bright Pebbles
20:18 Rob Crawford
20:17 Nimble Spemble
20:14 Rob Crawford