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2010-07-20 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

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Posted by Mike 2010-07-20 06:23|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 There is no beaver problema that cannot be solved with a Ma Deuce
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Posted by JFM 2010-07-20 08:59|| 2010-07-20 08:59|| Front Page Top

#2 Beaver rampage

Ha! Sounds like my college years!

Posted by Keenster 2010-07-20 09:00|| 2010-07-20 09:00|| Front Page Top

#3 A .50? That seems overkill, unless they've been cross-breeding their beavers with Kodiaks up there in Canada. A simple twelve-gauge ought to take care of it.

Posted by Mitch H. 2010-07-20 09:05|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/ 2010-07-20 09:05|| Front Page Top

#4 Call in the RCMP.......they always get thier.........whatever

Posted by armyguy 2010-07-20 09:51|| 2010-07-20 09:51|| Front Page Top

#5 Canucks have a lot of problems with their cougars and their beavers.

Posted by DJ Curtis C 2010-07-20 09:55|| 2010-07-20 09:55|| Front Page Top

#6 A .50? That seems overkill

I just love to overkill and I just love .50 MGs.

Posted by JFM 2010-07-20 10:22|| 2010-07-20 10:22|| Front Page Top

#7 I just love to overkill and I just love .50 MGs.

Are there many Frenchmen like you, JFM dear?

Posted by trailing wife 2010-07-20 11:26|| 2010-07-20 11:26|| Front Page Top

#8 Jean Reno could play JFM in Rantburg, The Motion Picture.

Posted by Gabby 2010-07-20 12:05|| 2010-07-20 12:05|| Front Page Top

#9 You people don't know what fear really is . . . . until you've been attacked by an aggressive beaver . . . . with a flat tail . . . . . and buck teeth.

Posted by Canuckistan sniper 2010-07-20 12:16|| 2010-07-20 12:16|| Front Page Top

#10 When beavers attack

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-07-20 14:16|| 2010-07-20 14:16|| Front Page Top

#11 #9: You people don't know what fear really is . . . . until you've been attacked by an aggressive beaver . . . . with a flat tail . . . . . and buck teeth. Posted by: Canuckistan sniper|

I've got a Browning "Sweet 16" 16-gauge semi-automatic with a 32" full-choke barrel that will do the trick. I can put wadding and all into him at 20 feet. If things really get out of hand, I can haul out my gran-dad's 10-gauge double-barrel, but that's more overkill than JFM's Ma-Deuce.

Posted by Old Patriot 2010-07-20 16:19|| 2010-07-20 16:19|| Front Page Top

#12 OP: You never see the beaver that gets you. They use their beaver ninja skills to sneak up on you, and unless you can distract them with some delectable willow saplings, you're lodge bait. They'll use that tail like Master of the Flying Guillotine, except more beaver-tail-like instead of Flying Guillotine-like.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-07-20 16:52|| 2010-07-20 16:52|| Front Page Top

#13 "Lodge bait"? You ought to be ashamed, Anonymoose! But you probably aren't. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2010-07-20 18:30|| 2010-07-20 18:30|| Front Page Top

#14

Posted by DMFD 2010-07-20 18:34|| 2010-07-20 18:34|| Front Page Top

#15 OTTER OR NO OTTERS, there be still the WILY DASTARDLY, CHASING-BABES-AROUND-THE-TREE SQUIRREL JIHAD!

Sincerely yours,

THE CHIPMUNK LIBERATION FRONT.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-07-20 20:39|| 2010-07-20 20:39|| Front Page Top

#16

Posted by 3dc 2010-07-20 21:08|| 2010-07-20 21:08|| Front Page Top

#17 Sincerely yours,

THE CHIPMUNK LIBERATION FRONT.

Oh dear. Until now I thought chipmunks were adorable little ground squirrels whose sole goal was to undermine my front stoop.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-07-20 21:54|| 2010-07-20 21:54|| Front Page Top

#18 Looks like it's time to break out the holy hand grenades.

Posted by Mr. Bill 2010-07-20 22:27|| 2010-07-20 22:27|| Front Page Top

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