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2010-04-09 Britain
Broody Victoria Beckham demands sex with David five times daily to fall pregnant
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Posted by tipper 2010-04-09 10:49|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ]  Top

#1 "Vic is desperate to get pregnant and has a timetable for sex."

I can imagine David Beckham saying: " Vic, where are those little blue pills? Can you take three at a time? At the same time thinking to himself: [ I can't work under these inhumane working conditions. I can't just have sex on demand. What does she think I am--a stud horse to be used and put out to pasture? I feel so used. I think I'm getting a headache.]"
Posted by JohnQC 2010-04-09 11:58||   2010-04-09 11:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Get a turkey baster.
Posted by SteveS 2010-04-09 12:23||   2010-04-09 12:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Breaking news: Victoria contracted Tiger to do the job. When asked how was the se><, Tiger responded "It's GREAT!"

Posted by gorb 2010-04-09 12:58||   2010-04-09 12:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Cute pun, but she isn't brooding until she's actually got a fertilized egg in the basket.
Posted by Mitch H.  2010-04-09 13:23|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/  2010-04-09 13:23|| Front Page Top

#5 Great idea Gorb but is Tiger better than par?
Posted by JohnQC 2010-04-09 14:31||   2010-04-09 14:31|| Front Page Top

#6 How come I never got to date girls like that?
Posted by Mike 2010-04-09 15:56||   2010-04-09 15:56|| Front Page Top

#7 The best bet would be to go in vitro. That way they would be sure of getting a girl if they are able to produce a girl.

By trying too hard the natural way, they are just exhausting themselves, which also probably takes away from their other children.
Posted by  Anonymoose 2010-04-09 20:23||   2010-04-09 20:23|| Front Page Top

#8 How come I never got to date girls like that?

Probably because you have standards, Mike dear.
Posted by trailing wife 2010-04-09 20:29||   2010-04-09 20:29|| Front Page Top

#9 #2 LOL

#4 Ouch!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-04-09 21:23||   2010-04-09 21:23|| Front Page Top

#10 "How come I never got to date girls like that?"

Turning off the computer once in a while would be a good start. :)
Posted by crosspatch 2010-04-09 21:28||   2010-04-09 21:28|| Front Page Top

#11 How come I never got to date girls like that?
I wish I had David's Jessie's girl.
Posted by tipper 2010-04-09 21:46||   2010-04-09 21:46|| Front Page Top

#12 Turning off the computer once in a while would be a good start

That's where you "meet" those kind of girls
Posted by Beavis 2010-04-09 21:46||   2010-04-09 21:46|| Front Page Top

#13 I'm not so sure - there are temperature ranges that sperm can survive at. I think hers are a LOT lower. Just judging from photos
Posted by Frank G 2010-04-09 23:13||   2010-04-09 23:13|| Front Page Top

#14 Subtly said, Frank.
Posted by trailing wife 2010-04-09 23:26||   2010-04-09 23:26|| Front Page Top

#15 If nothing else, he should be able to get a product endorsement for v1agr4 or similar drug.
Posted by OldSpook 2010-04-09 23:46||   2010-04-09 23:46|| Front Page Top

#16 I try for subtle, but rarely achieve it
Posted by Frank G 2010-04-09 23:58||   2010-04-09 23:58|| Front Page Top

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