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2009-11-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Sweden woman's 'murder' committed by elk not husband

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Posted by lotp 2009-11-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Some years ago I read that Drunk Elephants went on a rampage for exactly the same reason, fermented fuit they had eaten.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-11-29 00:23|| 2009-11-29 00:23|| Front Page Top

#2 "once you go elk, you never go ....belk?"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-29 00:24|| 2009-11-29 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 There have been a spate of Kangaroo attacks here in Oz.

I blame global warming.

Posted by phil_b 2009-11-29 00:41|| 2009-11-29 00:41|| Front Page Top

#4 yes Jimmuah, they were drunken commando elephants -- you can recognize dem by the tabs on their large (albeit really wrinkled) shoulders.

Posted by Perry Stanford White 2009-11-29 06:15|| 2009-11-29 06:15|| Front Page Top

#5 "...Mind you, elk bites can be pretty nasty."

/too obscure?

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2009-11-29 08:46|| 2009-11-29 08:46|| Front Page Top

#6 Hide her decline.

Posted by lex 2009-11-29 08:47|| 2009-11-29 08:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Don't make ~~mother nature~~ Artemis mad.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-11-29 08:59|| 2009-11-29 08:59|| Front Page Top

#8 reminds me of the swedish folk tale of a mans wife who was so obstinate and disagreeable that when she drowned in a mountain river ( hubby had had enough ) her body floated upstream.

Posted by 746 2009-11-29 11:27|| 2009-11-29 11:27|| Front Page Top

#9 I, for one, welcome our Elk Overlords.

(Probably do better than our current Overlords....)

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-11-29 11:56|| 2009-11-29 11:56|| Front Page Top

#10 Rabbits. Don't forget the viscious attack rabbits.
-Jimmah(AKA 2nd worst POTUS evah)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2009-11-29 11:56|| 2009-11-29 11:56|| Front Page Top

#11 /too obscure?

Monty Python references are never too obscure in this forum.

Posted by badanov 2009-11-29 11:59|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2009-11-29 11:59|| Front Page Top

#12 It can sometimes pay to belong to a fraternal organization....

Posted by Uncle Phester 2009-11-29 12:15|| 2009-11-29 12:15|| Front Page Top

#13 There's a character in the game Oblivion called "Agneta the Pickled". Might explain a lot.

Posted by Gerthudion Flolulet3303 2009-11-29 13:11|| 2009-11-29 13:11|| Front Page Top

#14 I came to make Mike's comment, leave the thread satisfied.

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2009-11-29 19:19|| 2009-11-29 19:19|| Front Page Top

#15 I have a theory about this case, and that theory is mine.

Posted by Ann Elk 2009-11-29 19:53|| 2009-11-29 19:53|| Front Page Top

#16 Mike,

We're all culturally competent here. Knowledge of Monty Python, Tom Lehrer, Douglas Adams, ST Classic and Casablanca are required of all contributors.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-11-29 21:04|| 2009-11-29 21:04|| Front Page Top

#17 Ann, leave me out of it.

Posted by Brontosaurus 2009-11-29 22:03|| 2009-11-29 22:03|| Front Page Top

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