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2009-11-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Convicted Felon Martha Stewart Says Sarah Palin Is "Dangerous"

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-11-24 12:57|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 Anyone who thinks differently from us is "stupid" or a "moron". Anyone who is able to make us listen to their points is "dangerous" or "evil". There are no other possibilities.

Posted by gromky 2009-11-24 13:12|| 2009-11-24 13:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Who?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-11-24 13:13|| 2009-11-24 13:13|| Front Page Top

#3 One of the help.

I believe she can be found in the kitchen.

Posted by Kelly 2009-11-24 13:28|| 2009-11-24 13:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Sarah Palin is dangerous. People might stop following Matha's fashion advice.

Posted by Frozen Al 2009-11-24 14:09|| 2009-11-24 14:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Pardon me for not giving a damn, in the grand scheme of things she paid her debt to society.

I only take issue with her swerving out of her domesticity lane and into the oncoming presidential election lane.

And as for being in a kitchen, what exactly is wrong with that? or being one of the help?

Posted by GirlThursday 2009-11-24 14:57|| 2009-11-24 14:57|| Front Page Top

#6 Nothing at all. Do it myself.

Posted by Kelly 2009-11-24 15:06|| 2009-11-24 15:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Go back to folding napkins, convict.

Posted by Hupoluck 2009-11-24 15:21|| 2009-11-24 15:21|| Front Page Top

#8 One of the help.

I believe she can be found in the kitchen.

I do adore you, Kelly.

Sincerely yours,
the little Midwestern suburban housewife

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2009-11-24 15:46|| 2009-11-24 15:46|| Front Page Top

#9 "the little Midwestern suburban housewife"

*snort*

Uh-huh.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-11-24 15:51|| 2009-11-24 15:51|| Front Page Top

#10 Is so much as a single word of that description untrue, Barbara?

Posted by trailing wife 2009-11-24 16:00|| 2009-11-24 16:00|| Front Page Top

#11 Speaking as someone who does the dishes every night and the laundry every weekend, I don't mind Martha the domestic. It's only when she opens her mouth about all the other stuff ...

Posted by Steve White 2009-11-24 16:01|| 2009-11-24 16:01|| Front Page Top

#12 For that caste of America who think Palin is dangerous, she is, to their power and status. What they don't comprehend is the admonition here is - 'If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.' America hasn't had a Place de Concord experience for its self appointed oligarchy, but they keep edging closer and closer to it.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-11-24 16:11|| 2009-11-24 16:11|| Front Page Top

#13 Martha is definitely convict with a lower case "c." Team her up with Konvict the musician to produce a line of urban kitchenware----throw in some graffiti graphics. Konvict already has quite the retail empire, maybe he's hiring.

Posted by GirlThursday 2009-11-24 16:46|| 2009-11-24 16:46|| Front Page Top

#14 Oh, btw, Palin is dangerous. She actually has a shot at being the first female American Pres. Its a wonder how fast the enlightened left rush to smear her? Is there some sexism lurking on the left I dont know about? (sarcasm)

Posted by GirlThursday 2009-11-24 16:48|| 2009-11-24 16:48|| Front Page Top

#15 I have to admit, GirlThursday, I'm not convinced Ms Steward actually did anything wrong. Nonetheless she served her time gracefully and has not, as far as I'm aware, complained overmuch that the system done her wrong. And yes, she has made a career out of the housewifely arts, teaching ways to bring grace and beauty to the homes of those interested to learn, combining old-style woman's economic liberation with post-feminism. The only real problem I see is that she drove away her husband in the process. Perhaps that's why she feels threatened by Ms Palin, who also combined the two, but managed nonetheless managed to keep her husband and family happy.

Posted by trailing wife 2009-11-24 16:56|| 2009-11-24 16:56|| Front Page Top

#16 Yes, the balancing act on Palin's part is noteworthy, whether she receives respect for it or not.

Posted by GirlThursday 2009-11-24 17:03|| 2009-11-24 17:03|| Front Page Top

#17 Palin dangerous?

The next time Martha talks about strawberries, see if she is playing with ball bearings and accusing Sarah of stealing the strawberries...

Posted by BigEd 2009-11-24 17:41|| 2009-11-24 17:41|| Front Page Top

#18 Palin is dangerous
Especially to moose.
She actually has a shot at
Moose.

Posted by Glenmore 2009-11-24 18:40|| 2009-11-24 18:40|| Front Page Top

#19 Not our Moose, I hope.

Posted by Grunter 2009-11-24 18:55|| 2009-11-24 18:55|| Front Page Top

#20 Didn't say any of it was untrue, tw - just snort-worthy. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-11-24 19:34|| 2009-11-24 19:34|| Front Page Top

#21 Meh, she was an Oblahblah supporter back in '08. Not sure if she was actually able to vote for him, however.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-11-24 20:37|| 2009-11-24 20:37|| Front Page Top

#22 You can puck lipstick on Martha Stewart, but you've still got a.........

Posted by Besoeker 2009-11-24 20:40|| 2009-11-24 20:40|| Front Page Top

#23 Martha's show hasn't been the same since her parole. It could be her new sign off, "B!tch! I cut ya!"

Posted by ed 2009-11-24 21:17|| 2009-11-24 21:17|| Front Page Top

#24 Spousal Unit's nick name @ her place of employment IS Martha Stewart, but please don't hold that against her. At least she is not a convicted felon. But they did throw a get out of gaol party for her when the real MS was released.
So just why DID Kmart drop her line of crapola anyway?

Posted by USN, Ret. 2009-11-24 21:19|| 2009-11-24 21:19|| Front Page Top

#25 her line migrated from K-mart over to Macy's. Is that a lateral move or upward?

Posted by Woozle Shiling5744 2009-11-24 21:21|| 2009-11-24 21:21|| Front Page Top

#26 But I like her Cookie of the Day.

Pecan Caramel Palin Crunchies. mmmm mmmm mmmm!

Posted by Skunky Glins****">Skunky Glins**** 2009-11-24 21:58|| 2009-11-24 21:58|| Front Page Top

#27 I'm unsure if moving her line to Macys was simply desperation or not, the only time I was ever in Macys was just befor Christmas 1954 sitting on my Father's shoulders and staring at the world's biggest Lionel Trains Exhibit (Dad wanted one, so I got one for Christmas that year)
It took 5 people showing the trains, accessories and different trains on different tracks passing by, I've never forgotten it.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-11-24 23:19|| 2009-11-24 23:19|| Front Page Top

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