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2009-07-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Waxman Hospitalized for 'Routine Testing'

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Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2009-07-01 12:46|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Take a good look at a picture of Waxjob. If Lincoln was right when he said that "everyone over 40 is responsible for what he looks like" then Waxman has a lot to answer for.

Posted by Maggie Shusotch1539 2009-07-01 13:19|| 2009-07-01 13:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Dr. Conrad Murray to the white courtesy phone please, Dr. Murray. Dr. Conrad Murray.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-07-01 13:22|| 2009-07-01 13:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't even think about it. Waxman is a walking colostomy bag, and far too evil to die.

Posted by Iblis 2009-07-01 14:40|| 2009-07-01 14:40|| Front Page Top

#4 I assume he led by example and arrived by public transportation, waited in line for 3 hours, was prescribed 1 aspirin (usually ya get 2, but supplies are short) and will arrive again in 3 months to have his tests. You know, just like the rest of will if him and his ilk pass their legislations.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-07-01 15:37|| 2009-07-01 15:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Flat-lined the EEG, did he?

Posted by Enver Slirt3079 2009-07-01 16:15|| 2009-07-01 16:15|| Front Page Top

#6 No, Enver, the EKG_ no heart, you see

Posted by Herman Hupomoger6016 2009-07-01 17:52|| 2009-07-01 17:52|| Front Page Top

#7 well at least the nasal checkup was easy

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-07-01 18:35|| 2009-07-01 18:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Always vital that the patient not lose consciousness. A brisk slap to the cheek by a trained professional (male orderly) is oftentimes necessary. If this does not produce the desired result, patient begins to fade or appear disoriented, unresponsive.... repeat the procedures 5-10 times using bare knuckles on the backstroke every half hour for a month or two.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-07-01 18:45|| 2009-07-01 18:45|| Front Page Top

#9 Dear Lord:

Please nurse Congressman Waxman back to health so he can see his "landmark" tax/enviro bill crash in flames.

your friend

badanov

Posted by badanov 2009-07-01 21:28|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2009-07-01 21:28|| Front Page Top

#10 So Waxman's still emitting CO2?

I thought he was going to do something about global warming and lead by example. Save the planet, stop breathing, ya know.

Posted by WTF 2009-07-01 22:11|| 2009-07-01 22:11|| Front Page Top

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