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2008-08-21 Olde Tyme Religion

Choose only 4 wives or be killed in 3 days! - Mullah to 84 year old man.

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Posted by 3dc 2008-08-21 10:08|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Women .. Cant live with 'em , cant live without 'em !

:)

Posted by Mad Eye 2008-08-21 11:02|| 2008-08-21 11:02|| Front Page Top

#2 Didn't the Prophet (bees pee upon him) have more than four wives?

Posted by Rambler in California">Rambler in California 2008-08-21 11:33|| 2008-08-21 11:33|| Front Page Top

#3 No I think you mean he had a wife that WAS four.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-08-21 12:04|| 2008-08-21 12:04|| Front Page Top

#4 Talking to the media then, Mr Abubakar challenged Muslim scholars, saying there is no punishment stated in the Koran for having more than four wives.

Having more then four wives should be punishment enough...

Posted by tu3031 2008-08-21 12:16|| 2008-08-21 12:16|| Front Page Top

#5 how many does the Moolah have? SOunds like a case of Nookie Envy.....
(wonder if those 84 have their PMS cycles in synch... that would be rough 'hood 'bout every 4 weeks)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-08-21 14:35|| 2008-08-21 14:35|| Front Page Top

#6 That's when God steps in to help him.

Posted by gorb 2008-08-21 15:37|| 2008-08-21 15:37|| Front Page Top

#7 I read somewhere that Mo did, indeed have more then 4 wives and when he was called on it, had one of those revealations that he was special and was allowed to have as many ~~rape victims~~ wives as he wants.

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-08-21 15:51|| 2008-08-21 15:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Why does he want 72 in the afterlife if he had 86 in this one...?

Did someone say .... downgrade?

Posted by BigEd 2008-08-21 18:04|| 2008-08-21 18:04|| Front Page Top

#9 Re #5 - USN, IIRC, when a group of women live together, their menstrual cycles tend to synchronize. The study I heard of was looking at women in a sorority, so I don't know if it applies to a large group of married women living together.
But yeah, I can imagine if all 86 did synchronize, every four weeks would be "interesting".

Posted by Rambler in California">Rambler in California 2008-08-21 18:38|| 2008-08-21 18:38|| Front Page Top

#10 Rambler, it often applies to a mother and her daughters, too. But you have sons, if I recall correctly, so you wouldn't have experienced that. I'd bet money they are indeed well enough synchronized that it's only not a problem one week each month.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2008-08-21 23:18|| 2008-08-21 23:18|| Front Page Top

#11 What about the legal status of his children by same???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-08-21 23:32|| 2008-08-21 23:32|| Front Page Top

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