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2008-08-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Hot or not? Look again 'beer goggles' are real

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Posted by gorb 2008-08-16 03:30|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Coyote date

1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
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Posted by Procopius2k 2008-08-16 08:40|| 2008-08-16 08:40|| Front Page Top

#2 "The girls all get prettier at closing time?"
No, that's when they turn the lights back up.

Posted by GK 2008-08-16 11:31|| 2008-08-16 11:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Neil McCoy -- Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On.

Posted by badanov 2008-08-16 11:47|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2008-08-16 11:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Next look up Beer Scooter/Beer Taxi.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-08-16 13:04|| 2008-08-16 13:04|| Front Page Top

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