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2008-07-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2008-07-09 14:21|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 first glanc at the picture and i thought it was a third world canoe carrier....

Posted by USN,Ret. 2008-07-09 14:48|| 2008-07-09 14:48|| Front Page Top

#2 That's very dignified! What a proud animal!

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-07-09 15:25|| 2008-07-09 15:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Cow Fart Analysis. What a great job that must be...

Posted by tu3031 2008-07-09 15:33|| 2008-07-09 15:33|| Front Page Top

#4 I better not show that to my wife... she might get ideas....

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-07-09 15:44|| 2008-07-09 15:44|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm surprise its not mandated for California cows. Now that would be an amusing commercial.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-07-09 17:40|| 2008-07-09 17:40|| Front Page Top

#6 California cows will be required to be retrofitted with a catalytic convertor any day now.

Posted by USMC6743 2008-07-09 18:55|| 2008-07-09 18:55|| Front Page Top

#7 They forgot the "Flamable Cow, No Smoking" sign.

Posted by a yankee 2008-07-09 19:00|| 2008-07-09 19:00|| Front Page Top

#8 It shouldn't happen to a BULL/BUFFALO???

FARK.com > Gut nuthin.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-07-09 20:23|| 2008-07-09 20:23|| Front Page Top

#9 COWS? HAHAHAHA!

YOU POOR DELUSIONAL SERFS.. WISHING IT WERE COWS When IT'S YOU SUCKERS. YOU FARTING SCOFF-LAW!!

Starting in 2010 Caliphornia The Farting Law Mandates that all Hetero-Males, 16 and older shall strap their Pink FART Tanks on 24/7/365!

All costs purchasing the FART Tanks and processing and pumping out the Farts shall be borne by the Fart-tee himself!

SUCKERS!

Posted by Caliphornia Fart Police">Caliphornia Fart Police 2008-07-09 20:55|| 2008-07-09 20:55|| Front Page Top

#10 CITATION: way sloppy commenting!

~~SCOFF-LAW~~... no it's, ..SCOFF-LAWS!

~~Starting~~ In 2010 The Caliphornia Farting Law Mandates that...

All costs purchasing the FART Tanks and pumping-out the Farts shall be borne by the Fart-tee himself!

/Penalty: Dat comment waz so horribly sloppy that I am banned from commenting for 14.5 minutes... :(

Posted by Caliphornia Fart Police">Caliphornia Fart Police 2008-07-09 21:25|| 2008-07-09 21:25|| Front Page Top

#11 So, do Bison fart less methane? 'cuz when they were roaming the prairie in millions for all those years before they were brought to near extinction, were they contributing to global warming? Maybe we should thank the western settlers for removing such a horrible threat to us.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-07-09 21:56|| 2008-07-09 21:56|| Front Page Top

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