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2008-05-06 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Two women report ghost has been having sex with them

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Posted by Mike 2008-05-06 15:45|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 a classic case of incubus visits......quick get Mulder and Scully on the line.

Posted by Broadhead6 2008-05-06 16:28|| 2008-05-06 16:28|| Front Page Top

#2 punch line of old joke:
Then the priest asks if anyone has had sex with a ghost. Nobody raises their hand til old farmer john slowly raises his. The priest asks him if he has really had sex with a ghost? No reponse. He asks again, louder. Farmer John sez: "Oh! no, ...I thought you said goat"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-06 16:45|| 2008-05-06 16:45|| Front Page Top

#3 There was a movie about women who were, had been raped by "angels". Anyone remember the title?

Posted by James Samuel 2008-05-06 17:36|| 2008-05-06 17:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Society has corrupted Casper.

Posted by Albemarle Clearong3941 2008-05-06 17:49|| 2008-05-06 17:49|| Front Page Top

#5 OWG MADONNA and her Ghost???

EGYPTIAN QUEEN = former and now-elderly perennial Lover of the mutant APOCALYPSE, ala X-MEN???

Revolutionary-era dead VIRGINA GOVERNATORS???

And so on...???

NOSTRADAMUS > "THE LAST BUT ONE OF A THOUSAND NAMES..."

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-05-06 20:09|| 2008-05-06 20:09|| Front Page Top

#6 A keynote speaker at a parapsychology conference asks who has seen a ghost. Easily fifty percent raise their hand. Then the guy asks of those hands, who has talked to a ghost. Still about 30-40 hands in the air. Then he asks of those people, "Who has made love to a ghost?" Only one hand remains. He asks him, "Really, you've made love to a ghost?" The guy says, "Oh, ghost? I thought you said goat."

Posted by Penguin 2008-05-06 20:41|| 2008-05-06 20:41|| Front Page Top

#7 Mrs. Muir, I guess.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2008-05-06 21:09|| 2008-05-06 21:09|| Front Page Top

#8 hmmmm

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-06 22:07|| 2008-05-06 22:07|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh that's so silly. They have been having dream-motor inhibition*. Good thing too, 'cause other wise they would have fallen out of bed and smashed themselves up.

*- there is a real medical term for this, I just can't remember it. Or a lot of other things that are of considerably more use.

Posted by Free Radical">Free Radical 2008-05-06 22:19|| 2008-05-06 22:19|| Front Page Top

#10 Same thing as the alien abduction deal. Only they are women so anal probes don't come into play.

Posted by rjschwarz 2008-05-06 23:48|| 2008-05-06 23:48|| Front Page Top

#11 #8 hmmmm

Frank were you contemplating ~~confessing~~ sharing a story with us?

Go right ahead plz, you're among friends... really >:~>
rolf

Posted by RD">RD 2008-05-06 23:51|| 2008-05-06 23:51|| Front Page Top

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