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2008-05-02 China-Japan-Koreas

Chinese fantasy newspaper: China tests nuke on San Fran, UN moves to Beijing

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Posted by gromky 2008-05-02 00:54|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 Personally, I would have no problem with moving the UN to Beijing (or Darfur or Okinawa or pretty much anywhere outside the US)

Posted by Rambler in California">Rambler in California 2008-05-02 12:07|| 2008-05-02 12:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Move the Useless Nitwits to China?

I'll help them pack.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-05-02 12:22|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-05-02 12:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Move them to San Francisco and they can knock off two birds with one stone in Chinese Fantasyland.

Posted by tu3031 2008-05-02 12:43|| 2008-05-02 12:43|| Front Page Top

#4 "Three Gorges Dam Collapses; Billions of Chinese Living in Trees".

Posted by tu3031 2008-05-02 12:48|| 2008-05-02 12:48|| Front Page Top

#5 At lower right, under the NBA logo, is the headline: Yao Ming recovers from injury, helps Rockets with championship.

That'll be the day...

Posted by Kevin Garnett 2008-05-02 13:16|| 2008-05-02 13:16|| Front Page Top

#6 "Brain-damaged commie lead-poisoning victims attempt to produce parody paper."

"Wal-Mart declares bankruptcy. 200 million Chinese layed off."

....or this one from 1941:

"Chinese beg for US support against savage Japanese invasion. Vow eternal gratitude if granted."

Funny. No?

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-05-02 16:53|| 2008-05-02 16:53|| Front Page Top

#7 Can we get them to selectively nuke parts of San Fran and Berkeley?

Posted by gorb 2008-05-02 16:57|| 2008-05-02 16:57|| Front Page Top

#8 You betchya, grasshoppa.

That's what MIRV's are for.

Posted by Kelly 2008-05-02 17:30|| 2008-05-02 17:30|| Front Page Top

#9 All things equal, the Chinese can be one of Amer's + WestDemocracy' greatest allies-partner if we play things right.

* TOPIX/STARS-N-STRIPES > HAYDEN: US FORESEES GLOBAL UNREST, STRIFES AS POPULATIONS GROW + CIA CHIEF: CHINA [+ 3rd World]WILL BE MAIN US FOCUS IN 21st CENTURY [Russia???]+ CIA CHIEF:CHINA MAY TURN AGZ US,WEST IFF DENIED GLOBAL ROLE. Argues CHINA may turn "confrontational" iff NOT allowed to participate in world affairs.

Posted by JospehMendiola 2008-05-02 19:06|| 2008-05-02 19:06|| Front Page Top

#10 How on earth could we keep China from participating in world affairs, JosephM?

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-05-02 20:58|| 2008-05-02 20:58|| Front Page Top

#11 heighth restrictions? Yao Ming is an anomaly

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-02 21:04|| 2008-05-02 21:04|| Front Page Top

#12 If we can't do better in getting good government than we have been, our days are numbered anyway. Bush has lots of problems; McCain has more, the Dems who stand to replace Bush are absolutely despicable and probably already in China's pay.

We're in trouble. Big trouble. The saddest part is that we'll almost certainly have to wage a bitter and very destructive civil war before we can even begin to properly address the external enemies. If the wrong side wins that civil war, however, they'll just surrender. Either way, things will never be the same and we'll be paying for our inattention, stupidity and laziness for a long, long time.

Posted by Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-05-02 22:42|| 2008-05-02 22:42|| Front Page Top

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