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2008-04-02 Fifth Column

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Posted by Anonymoose 2008-04-02 14:03|| || Front Page|| [15 views ] Top

#1 Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

I see his majesty plans to be among the survivors.

Posted by Excalibur 2008-04-02 14:19|| 2008-04-02 14:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Ted Turner Goes Stark Raving Mad

"Goes"? You mean he wasn't already stark raving mad?

Posted by Mike 2008-04-02 14:25|| 2008-04-02 14:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Turns out Mad Amthony Wayne is buried in Eris Pa. LOL. A mew name, I has one.

Posted by Elvis On a Tractor 2008-04-02 14:33|| 2008-04-02 14:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Sounds like the syphillis he contracted from that commie skank movie star he used to be married to has just about finished it's work.

Posted by tu3031 2008-04-02 14:47|| 2008-04-02 14:47|| Front Page Top

#5 Turner.... turner....

Isn't he dead?

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-04-02 15:14|| 2008-04-02 15:14|| Front Page Top

#6 Isn't he dead?

Perhaps a confusement between Ted Turner, pancake turner and Rachel Corrie

Posted by SteveS 2008-04-02 16:37|| 2008-04-02 16:37|| Front Page Top

#7 Considering his main claim to fame is the Time Warner CNN AOL beast created through mergers, the ancient Greek saying of the "God's make great, before they destroy" seems to be playing out rather nicely. Though I'm sure with ego, he views himself as King Lear to the world rather than Willy Loman.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-04-02 16:40|| 2008-04-02 16:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Madness.

What sci-fi world is he living in, inside his head?

Posted by OldSpook 2008-04-02 17:07|| 2008-04-02 17:07|| Front Page Top

#9 "Madness" is too elegant a term -- think inbred jackass

Posted by regular joe 2008-04-02 19:38|| 2008-04-02 19:38|| Front Page Top

#10 Ten years = Year 2018, weirdly and mysteriously but of course only coincidentally and legally PDeniably [YOU KNOW - A FACT]just in time for RUSS-CHIN's ANTI-US "WAR NOT ONLY POSSIBLE BUT DESIRED"???

AMONG OTHER THINGYS - PERSONAL, REGIONAL + GLOBAL.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-04-02 21:26|| 2008-04-02 21:26|| Front Page Top

#11 Ah, where's my babelfishie... ?

Posted by twobyfour 2008-04-02 23:00|| 2008-04-02 23:00|| Front Page Top

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