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2008-01-17 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2008-01-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [13 views ] Top

#1 I guess the x-ray machine was out of order or something?

Posted by gorb 2008-01-17 03:07|| 2008-01-17 03:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Marrone said he and Persaud later learned the rectal exam was one way of determining whether he had suffered spinal damage because of the accident.

CYA environment created by our lawyer class which infiltrates every nook and 'crack' of society. Reasonableness went out the window with ~~lotto~~ jury awards and zero tolerance policies created by actions of that class.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-01-17 06:42|| 2008-01-17 06:42|| Front Page Top

#3 I remember my first time......man that doctor had HUGE COLD fingers.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2008-01-17 09:06|| 2008-01-17 09:06|| Front Page Top

#4 My first rectal (Hemorrhoids) the Dr. said "large as a freight engine, cold as hell" (fortunately he lied, not fun but not THAT bad)

Posted by Redneck Jim 2008-01-17 10:23|| 2008-01-17 10:23|| Front Page Top

#5 A judge dismissed a misdemeanor assault charge against him.

That's fair, thank you judge but what about the three days in detention?

Persaud woke up handcuffed to a bed and with an oxygen tube down his throat, the lawyer said, and spent three days in a detention center.

I guess that'll be part of the suit..

Sarge: #3 I remember my first time......man that doctor had HUGE COLD fingers.

:)

Damn Sarge, that sounds just horrible!!@
even tramatic even, you'd think the old bastard would've at least warmed up his pinkies for you!!

Men are such cads!

LMAO!!

Posted by RD">RD 2008-01-17 12:55|| 2008-01-17 12:55|| Front Page Top

#6 "I guess I misunderstood when you said HMO..."

Posted by flash91 2008-01-17 19:17|| 2008-01-17 19:17|| Front Page Top

#7 He said Persaud hit a doctor while flailing around and staffers gave him an injection, which knocked him out, and performed the rectal exam.

Persaud woke up handcuffed to a bed and with an oxygen tube down his throat, the lawyer said and spent three days in a detention center.,

damn. Hope the oxygen tube was the only thing they stuffed down his throat. Sounds like he was the life of the party. Couldn't they have just knocked on his kneecap?

Posted by Whomong Guelph4611 2008-01-17 21:30|| 2008-01-17 21:30|| Front Page Top

#8 yeah, yeah, yeah..... if it hadn't been "doctors", it would've been extraterrestials. Some guys guys are just begging to git probed

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-01-17 22:07|| 2008-01-17 22:07|| Front Page Top

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