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2008-01-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Will Britney convert to Islam and marry again?
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Posted by ryuge 2008-01-13 07:03|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ]  Top

#1 Because nothing says respectability, stability and wholesome values like a Dark Ages rape cult. On the one hand I am opposed to any woman wearing a bin bag in public. On the other hand a burka might - might - be sufficiently tent-like to prevent Britney from flashing her fanny at the world every time she exits an SUV. So let's call this Secular Decadence 0 : Islam 1.
Posted by Excalibur 2008-01-13 07:55||   2008-01-13 07:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Beat her lightly when she is disrespectful. Sounds like a plan.
Posted by KBK 2008-01-13 09:29||   2008-01-13 09:29|| Front Page Top

#3 let her marry , give her money too federline who is the lesser of 2 idiots and deport her too saudi arabia
Posted by  sinse 2008-01-13 09:50||   2008-01-13 09:50|| Front Page Top

#4 not a lotta party girls in Islamic countries, Britney, ever noticed that?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2008-01-13 10:07||   2008-01-13 10:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Been a long time since I law school and domestic relations/probate classes, but I expect the upcoming hearings to be quite a show. Wondering what the relevant standards and authorities are for committing someone past the age of majority into a mental health institution? She seems to be several acts past an act which could harm herself or the community - the kids are probably gone from her, and she may be soon too.
Posted by Hyperbolic Idiot Detection Service 2008-01-13 11:07||   2008-01-13 11:07|| Front Page Top

#6 She should do us all a favor and marry OJ or Drew Peterson.
Posted by AzCat 2008-01-13 11:10||   2008-01-13 11:10|| Front Page Top

#7 well they are both in jail and i don't think peterson will be getting and conjucal visits
Posted by  sinse 2008-01-13 11:45||   2008-01-13 11:45|| Front Page Top

#8 wrong peterson - this one SHOULD be in jail, but isn't...yet
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2008-01-13 12:27||   2008-01-13 12:27|| Front Page Top

#9 According to this article she's planning a Scientology wedding, so it' alright and perfectly sane. Oh, wait ...
Posted by DMFD 2008-01-13 12:55||   2008-01-13 12:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Who gives a shit, I certainly don't.
Vanish into obscurity.
NO MORE WASTED INK AND PAPER.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2008-01-13 13:20||   2008-01-13 13:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Well if I were a judge a whim switch to a religion that makes you property and kills you when you change your mind and decide to leave the religion would certainly influence my child custody decisions. No doubt about it.
Posted by rjschwarz 2008-01-13 13:35||   2008-01-13 13:35|| Front Page Top

#12 NO MORE WASTED INK AND PAPER

Or electrons! I don't care even if they are recycled!
Posted by gorb 2008-01-13 14:37||   2008-01-13 14:37|| Front Page Top

#13 oh sorry about the peterson mix up but either one will do
Posted by  sinse 2008-01-13 15:21||   2008-01-13 15:21|| Front Page Top

#14 Somebody will explain to her that she can't drink once she is a Muslim.
Posted by Super Hose 2008-01-13 15:54||   2008-01-13 15:54|| Front Page Top

#15 Give her a break, folks. She's stressed and just has not thought the thing through. She's just thinkin' out loud through the MSM.

"I tried to think but nothing happens."
/Curley of the 3 stooges
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2008-01-13 16:45||   2008-01-13 16:45|| Front Page Top

#16 Britney Spears and RF (Timmy's mom) - a matched pair from different ends of the financial spectrum, but alike in thinking they can bamboozle the justice system. I'd classify both as mental midgets, but that would be extremely insulting to midgets - of any stripe.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2008-01-13 18:22|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2008-01-13 18:22|| Front Page Top

#17 stressed my ass, if i made $750,000 a month for doing nothing i think i could at least hire a nanny and get fucked up. Thats what i have never undertstood the celebrities getting all the DUIS'
Posted by  sinse 2008-01-13 18:51||   2008-01-13 18:51|| Front Page Top

#18 Welcome to America's Pop Culture. We have quite a future ahead of us don't we?
Posted by www 2008-01-13 20:38||   2008-01-13 20:38|| Front Page Top

#19 sinse, it's not just the nanny, they could hire a driver.

Or throw a party at their own house. But then the point is to be seen and then complain about it isn't it.
Posted by rjschwarz 2008-01-13 21:26||   2008-01-13 21:26|| Front Page Top

#20 "A fake death, moving abroad, and even having plastic surgery"

Wow, and prob a definite whoa!

D *** NG IT, I DEMAND A OWG COMMIE TOTALITARIANIST
CONSPIRACY THEORY BE DISCOVERED!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-01-13 22:39||   2008-01-13 22:39|| Front Page Top

#21 *giggle* I wasn't expecting that last bit, JosephM.
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