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2007-12-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

The "Science" behind Healing with Koranic Holy Water

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Posted by tu3031 2007-12-31 09:22|| || Front Page|| [11138 views ] Top

#1 But wait THERES MORE! For the next 30 minutes we'll throw in these knives. Perfect for beheading infidels or for use in family honor killings. Now how much would you pay? ...

Posted by DMFD 2007-12-31 12:54|| 2007-12-31 12:54|| Front Page Top

#2 I thought this was Scrappleface or Iowahawk...

Posted by djh_usmc 2007-12-31 12:56|| 2007-12-31 12:56|| Front Page Top

#3 Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2007-12-31 13:07|| 2007-12-31 13:07|| Front Page Top

#4 No mention is made of the potetial rejuvenation of a failing fallus (pour some on your doinker and its flagpole time!!) , of unwilling goats ( just let the beast take a drinkee-poo of the majic waters and she is YOURS!!!!!)
wonder what kind of mileage benefits for the family flivver you can see?????

Posted by USN,Ret. 2007-12-31 13:21|| 2007-12-31 13:21|| Front Page Top

#5 Allan be praised.

Posted by Seafarious 2007-12-31 13:31|| 2007-12-31 13:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Emoto took a sample of Zamzam water, and said: "I couldn't crystallize it, even by diluting the water by 1,000

and what, pray tell, did you dilute it with?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-12-31 13:38|| 2007-12-31 13:38|| Front Page Top

#7 What I like is that the guy survived being hit 70 times in the first place.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-12-31 13:39|| 2007-12-31 13:39|| Front Page Top

#8 What's really pathetic is that this isn't all that different from some of the New Age 'vibrational healing' idiocy peddled in the west.

Posted by lotp 2007-12-31 14:09|| 2007-12-31 14:09|| Front Page Top

#9 Accept no substitues, buy the very best! Buy only ~~Satanic~~ Koranic Verses 70 virgin Olive Oil.

Posted by Besoeker 2007-12-31 14:17|| 2007-12-31 14:17|| Front Page Top

#10 Sounds like their version of "The Reverend Ike", "I have prayed over this HOLY CLOTH, on the Altar of my church, Kneel on this"HOLY CLOTH and Pray, all your prayers will be answered. Just send $5 and this "HOLY CLOTH" will be activated for you.(Paper Printing, One side, Not even Cloth)

I sent Him a photocopy of one side of a $5, never bothered me again.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-12-31 14:24|| 2007-12-31 14:24|| Front Page Top

#11 I wonder when CSICOP will investigate this.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-12-31 15:01|| 2007-12-31 15:01|| Front Page Top

#12 Ima gonna make a fortune with Koranic Spray On Hair.

Posted by Ron Popeil 2007-12-31 15:45|| 2007-12-31 15:45|| Front Page Top

#13 I'm starting to feel bad for Allan. Imagine being an onmipotent deity and having this bunch of nincompoops for followers. Man, if I was Allan, I'd be inflicting earthquakes and tidal waves and plagues of locusts on my sorry-assed people until they woke up and got it together. Losers. Why would I give you three pounds of brains if I didn't expect you to use them?

Posted by SteveS 2007-12-31 15:54|| 2007-12-31 15:54|| Front Page Top

#14 Arabs tell that when Abraham expelled the female slave who had brought her Ismael (the ancestor of all Arabs) they were on the verge of dying of thirst when they heard the zam zam noise of a source. For that reason that source is deemd sacred by Arabs. Since it is conveniently close to Mecca most pilgrims bring home large quantities of it. Call me cynical but I suspect that the Saudis don't sell it cheap.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-12-31 16:06|| 2007-12-31 16:06|| Front Page Top

#15 when Abraham expelled the female slave who had brought ~~her~~ him Ismael

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-12-31 16:08|| 2007-12-31 16:08|| Front Page Top

#16 facepalm.jpg

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2007-12-31 16:49|| 2007-12-31 16:49|| Front Page Top

#17 "I still don't know how it works exactly, but it works."
You hear this kind of line from almost anyone who has ever been duped. It transcends cultures. Doesn't matter if it's healing water, perpetual motion, or magic beans. If you ever hear yourself say such a thing, remove yourself from the gene pool.

Posted by Darrell 2007-12-31 17:47|| 2007-12-31 17:47|| Front Page Top

#18 Darell, I don't know how your brain works exactly, but it works, sometimes! ;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2007-12-31 17:57|| 2007-12-31 17:57|| Front Page Top

#19 That's 2 "r"'s, sory. My keyboard doesn't work, sometimes, and I don't know why. ;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2007-12-31 18:00|| 2007-12-31 18:00|| Front Page Top

#20 A friend in Miami wants to know if it comes in an ultra strength good against 7,000 bullets? Who says happy fire is limited to the mideast has never been outside on new years in miami. Kids wear those "steel pots" tonight, look out in-coming!

Posted by bruce 2007-12-31 18:20|| 2007-12-31 18:20|| Front Page Top

#21 The Food Standards Agency is advising consumers not to drink bottled water on sale that is labelled as Zam Zam water, as it may contain high levels of arsenic.

Tests carried out last year found that bottled water labelled as Zam Zam water contained arsenic at almost three times the permitted level, which could contribute to increasing people's risk of cancer.

In addition, nitrate was found at twice the permitted level. While this is not a problem for most people, it could be for infants because they are more sensitive to nitrate's effect on the blood's ability to carry oxygen.

Recent tests by Leicester City Council (reported to the Agency on 15 September) have confirmed that elevated levels of arsenic continue to be found in bottled water labelled as Zam Zam water.

Genuine Zam Zam water, which is sacred to Muslims, comes from a specific source in Saudi Arabia and cannot legally be exported from that country for commercial sale. Therefore, any product found in the shops would have an uncertain origin and could pose a safety risk.

Posted by john frum 2007-12-31 19:47|| 2007-12-31 19:47|| Front Page Top

#22 In recent meetings with the Agency's Muslim Organisations Working Group, the FSA was informed of the continued sale of bottled waters labelled as Zam Zam water.

In view of this, the FSA's advice remains that people should not buy or drink commercially available brands of Zam Zam water and should inform their local authority environmental health or trading standards department if they come across Zam Zam water on sale. Enforcement officers are empowered to carry out appropriate tests on these waters and also remove them from sale if necessary.

This advice does not relate to the genuine Zam Zam water being brought into UK by returning pilgrims as an accompanied 'personal import'.

Given that the demand for Zam Zam water is likely to increase during the month of Ramadan, the FSA has written to all heads of environmental departments and directors of trading standards asking local authorities to take appropriate enforcement action.

Posted by john frum 2007-12-31 19:48|| 2007-12-31 19:48|| Front Page Top

#23 Arsenic in the Zam Zam water, eh? I feel I've just gained a much deeper understanding of Islam.

Posted by SteveS 2007-12-31 21:18|| 2007-12-31 21:18|| Front Page Top

#24 and, instead of communion wafers, they have lead-paint chips

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-12-31 21:27|| 2007-12-31 21:27|| Front Page Top

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