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2007-09-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'

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Posted by Delphi 2007-09-28 11:41|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 Tom Cruise ~~building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'~~ seriously whacked out

There. Fixed it for ya.

Posted by Mike 2007-09-28 14:31|| 2007-09-28 14:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Laugh as much as you will, but if/when xenu comes a-knocking to his door, then that will be money well spent. That could happen, you know. Really.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-09-28 14:51|| 2007-09-28 14:51|| Front Page Top

#3 The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

Yeah, so when Xenu comes back...SCREW YOU, NICOLE!!!

Posted by Tom Cruise: Megastar 2007-09-28 14:58|| 2007-09-28 14:58|| Front Page Top

#4 A state-of-the-art bunker could come in handy. Xenu isn't the only threat around. Ahmanidiot is looking for the bomb; Pakistan has it and folks are talking about normalizing Khan, Putin is stomping his little feet, and there's that question of what China will do if/when their new economic model hiccups.

"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours."

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-09-28 15:31|| 2007-09-28 15:31|| Front Page Top

#5 Ya really think Tom would wanna live if there was no one left to...worship him?

Posted by tu3031 2007-09-28 15:37|| 2007-09-28 15:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Why do you think there's room for the kids? Plus I'm pretty sure he'll have all his films and reviews (the glowing ones, anyway).

Posted by lotp 2007-09-28 15:58|| 2007-09-28 15:58|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm so surprised he didn't agitate for a part in "Battlefield Earth", L.Ron Hubbards "masterpiece"....

Posted by Flutle Henbane2847 2007-09-28 17:07|| 2007-09-28 17:07|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm gratified to hear that there will quality stock available to repopulate the earth.

Posted by KBK 2007-09-28 19:37|| 2007-09-28 19:37|| Front Page Top

#9 Must mean the low-orbit NOAH'S/SPACE ARKS scientists want developed to save elements of humanity when ocean waters cover the earth, ala DUBYA = GLOBAL WARMING. D *** NG IT, HOW CAN THE SUN SURRENDER IFF THE OWG WON'T BUILD A SUN/STAR DESTROYING MISSLE ala STAR TREK: NG - NEXUS. Ya hear us, Sol, ya'll go Nova only when the Global Gummint tells ya to - IT WASN'T OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR, AND IT TAINT OVER NOW!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-09-28 20:30|| 2007-09-28 20:30|| Front Page Top

#10 Yep you never know when ol Xenu's going to pop out the nukes, volcanoes and antifreeze.

Scientologists are complete and utter dupes - or else assholes.

Posted by OldSpook 2007-09-28 21:22|| 2007-09-28 21:22|| Front Page Top

#11 This time Lord Xenu, PLEASE, PLEASE, make sure to throw Tom Cruise in the f*cking volcano.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2007-09-28 22:25|| 2007-09-28 22:25|| Front Page Top

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