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2007-04-22 Science & Technology
Fruity cocktails count as health food
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Posted by ryuge 2007-04-22 01:28|| || Front Page|| [11 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 If that were true Nick and Nora Charles would still be with us
Posted by Percy Clomonter1426 2007-04-22 03:36||   2007-04-22 03:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Ima likin' the way you thimk, Percy.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-04-22 05:13||   2007-04-22 05:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Um, weren't Nick and Nora martini people? I don't think olives or onions count as fruit.
Posted by someone2 2007-04-22 07:29||   2007-04-22 07:29|| Front Page Top

#4 It's a happy, happy day when I find out that my strawberry daiquiri counts as a "healthy choice"!!
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-04-22 08:05||   2007-04-22 08:05|| Front Page Top

#5 I think Nick & Nora were kinda yer basic alcohol people.
Posted by Fred 2007-04-22 08:44||   2007-04-22 08:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Will someone PLEASE do a study on the health benefits of small-batch bourbon?
Posted by no mo uro 2007-04-22 11:13||   2007-04-22 11:13|| Front Page Top

#7 We as a society shouldn't allow Free Radicals. Lock them SOBs up!


what? ...oh.....nevermind
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-04-22 11:29||   2007-04-22 11:29|| Front Page Top

#8 A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers said on Thursday.

And the little umbrellas cut down on skin cancer!

Any colored fruit or vegetable is rich in antioxidants...

And a colorless fruit would be...?
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-04-22 12:48||   2007-04-22 12:48|| Front Page Top

#9 The study did not address whether adding a little cocktail umbrella enhanced the effects.

Dammit, this why you should always read to the end of the article.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-04-22 12:49||   2007-04-22 12:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Don't worry Angie. Your jokes were funnier. :-)
Posted by ryuge 2007-04-22 14:11||   2007-04-22 14:11|| Front Page Top

#11 The original Martini did not have an olive or an onion. It had a lemmon twist so there's the fruit.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2007-04-22 14:58||   2007-04-22 14:58|| Front Page Top

#12 And a colorless fruit would be...?

Thatn be the Liberace person.
Posted by Shipman">Shipman  2007-04-22 15:09||   2007-04-22 15:09|| Front Page Top

#13 Olive = fruit. Color = green.

I wonder how many olives fed to free radicals would dispose of them (with an ample supply of ethanol or without). Anyone wants to provide funding for the study?
Posted by twobyfour 2007-04-22 15:11||   2007-04-22 15:11|| Front Page Top

#14 This is kind of interesting, in a way.
When I started chemo, they told Me to stay away from green tea, vitamins A and E(?), certain fruits, and such. The problem is that antioxidants interfere with the treatment, which apparently works by oxidizing to free radicals, but only fast-growing cells (like your hair).
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2007-04-22 16:53|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2007-04-22 16:53|| Front Page Top

#15 Me n the Mrs are headin' on a cruise in June. We've been prepping all week with Mai Tais. Good start. Next week...Bahama Mamas. We're feeling the powah!
Posted by Rex Mundi 2007-04-22 17:32||   2007-04-22 17:32|| Front Page Top

#16 I always suspected rum, vodka, gin, scotch, and tequila were health foods. Just remember: "Everything in moderation--even moderation."
Posted by JohnQC 2007-04-22 17:59||   2007-04-22 17:59|| Front Page Top

#17 I feel healthier just reading this. Jack Daniels just became a vegetable serving and with a maraschino cherry, my whiskey sour is a health drink. Salud!
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-04-22 18:39||   2007-04-22 18:39|| Front Page Top

#18 JohnQC, you are right, it's healing properties were known to mankind since dawn of time when someone opened a jar with fermented berry/vine grapes juice or honey and saw that it was good. The moderation part part's important, like with all medicine.

Funny part is that the word Alcohol is of Arabic origin. I suppose that they never mastered the "moderation" clause and hence Mohamhad's apprehension (he imbibed frequently but at least he was sane and sober often enough that he wanted to preserve his lunacy, not someone else's). It seems to be inherent to Arab stock that they can't control themselves.
Posted by twobyfour 2007-04-22 18:42||   2007-04-22 18:42|| Front Page Top

#19 JohnQC, you are right, it's healing properties were known to mankind since dawn of time when someone opened a jar with fermented berry/vine grapes juice or honey and saw that it was good. The moderation part part's important, like with all medicine.

Fermented honey was probably first; it takes the least amount of effort. Next was beer. Wine was last of the "natural" alcoholic beverages.

For most of history, alcoholic drinks were the only safe drinks. Water was likely contaminated.

Damn straight the stuff's good for you.
Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford  2007-04-22 21:30|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/]  2007-04-22 21:30|| Front Page Top

#20 Alcohol apparently has anti-inflammatory properties when ingested. For some reason red wine has an additional kick along that parameter, along with other healthful properties.

It sounds like you and Mrs. Mundi will have a wonderful time, Rex Mundi!
Posted by trailing wife 2007-04-22 23:06||   2007-04-22 23:06|| Front Page Top

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