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2007-02-23 Africa Subsaharan

Planet of the Apes - Comming Soon! - Chimps Use Spears to Hunt

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Posted by BigEd 2007-02-23 11:35|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I, for one, welcome our new simian overlords.

Posted by Kent Brockman 2007-02-23 11:55|| 2007-02-23 11:55|| Front Page Top

#2 They'll have to go some to catch up, we'll be hitting The Singularity in less than 100 years (barring some stupidness) and then all bets are off...

Posted by Tony (UK) 2007-02-23 12:01|| 2007-02-23 12:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Bertolani saw an adolescent female chimp use a spear to stab a bush baby as it slept in a tree hollow, pull it out and eat it.

We should teach them that Clinton babies are far tastier.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-02-23 12:18|| 2007-02-23 12:18|| Front Page Top

#4 "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Posted by Mike 2007-02-23 12:25|| 2007-02-23 12:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Planet of the Apes - Comming Soon! - Chimps Use Spears to Hunt

damn it.. i though the apes were using Britney.

Posted by RD 2007-02-23 12:34|| 2007-02-23 12:34|| Front Page Top

#6 Chimps are known to use tools to crack open nuts and fish for termites. Some birds use tools, as do other animals such as gorillas, orangutans and even naked mole rats.

yep they make little sewing machines.

Posted by Marlin Perkins 2007-02-23 12:39|| 2007-02-23 12:39|| Front Page Top

#7 Was there a large black obelisk nearby?

Posted by Arthur C. Clarke 2007-02-23 12:40|| 2007-02-23 12:40|| Front Page Top

#8 The Muslims are doing what?

Posted by Icerigger 2007-02-23 12:42|| 2007-02-23 12:42|| Front Page Top

#9 These chimps have obviously had contact with hugo chavez alias BOBO. To take such dramatic leaps one needs an example, the kind BOBO of the venezuelan rain forest has made from general to all everything within the venezuelan economy. Me thinks that these chimps must have been in the same training class with bobo.

Posted by Floluque Spinelet5690 2007-02-23 12:50|| 2007-02-23 12:50|| Front Page Top

#10 Years ago, there was a New Yorker cartoon showing two jungle explorers watching a formation of gorillas, with clubs at right shoulder arms, marching in formation, as another gorilla shouted at them.

The caption was, "Well, do you still think I'm an alarmist?"

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-23 13:22|| 2007-02-23 13:22|| Front Page Top

#11 Spears don't kill chimps, only chimps kill chimps.

Posted by Steve 2007-02-23 13:43|| 2007-02-23 13:43|| Front Page Top

#12 If chimps convert to Islam, we'll really be in trouble.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-02-23 13:52|| 2007-02-23 13:52|| Front Page Top

#13 Or if Islam turns to chimps , we'll be in real trouble . Them chimps can fight toe to toe!

Posted by Chising Ebbaper2511 2007-02-23 17:31|| 2007-02-23 17:31|| Front Page Top

#14 Then again , chimps have a higher IQ

Posted by Chising Ebbaper2511 2007-02-23 17:32|| 2007-02-23 17:32|| Front Page Top

#15 chimps have higher hygiene requirements that don't square with Madrassah provisions. I doubt the Islamists can convince the chimps to lower their stds

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-02-23 19:47|| 2007-02-23 19:47|| Front Page Top

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