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2007-02-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-02-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 LUCIANNE > BRITNEY? > NOT EVEN THE AMERICAN WAY CAN LAST FOREVER article. Send in the Marines - Amer is in trouble when women go from brunettes to fake bottle/salon blonde, to tattooed rapper hairless???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-02-23 00:39|| 2007-02-23 00:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Actually.........WHO CARES????? This b!t(h has ZERO bearing on my life!! Along with nicole

Posted by ARMYGUY 2007-02-23 08:48|| 2007-02-23 08:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Come on AMRYGUY , you posted here , that has to count for something , maybe like 0.0000000001% bearing on your life ! rounded up to the nearest % that makes it 1% of your life !

Posted by MacNails 2007-02-23 09:32|| 2007-02-23 09:32|| Front Page Top

#4 Meth?
It fits. Increasingly bizarre behavior, almost impossible to quit, trailer park demographic. How are her teeth?
Sad. I never much cared for her, but she was a local girl who 'made it', good looking, put on an entertaining show. Unfortunately, like so many, she couldn't handle the spotlight and money.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-02-23 10:03|| 2007-02-23 10:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Careful AG. Several here claim to be the father of Nicole's baby.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-02-23 10:43|| 2007-02-23 10:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Sorry u caught me........1/2of 1%

Posted by ARMYGUY 2007-02-23 11:24|| 2007-02-23 11:24|| Front Page Top

#7 Yesterday's post by JUSTICE and the responses to it made the stories about Britney all worthwhile. I was LOL so hard my coworkers had to find out why. It caused a real uproar when they saw the pictures that went with it. It's too bad the poor girl has to suffer but the surrounding circus is pretty amusing.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-02-23 11:30|| 2007-02-23 11:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Why is everyone so obsessed with Britney, and Anna-Nicole. They are tragic figures deserving of sympathy and prayers, but get off the story...

Posted by BigEd 2007-02-23 11:33|| 2007-02-23 11:33|| Front Page Top

#9 I propose Rantburg be a Britney Free Zone.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-02-23 11:53|| 2007-02-23 11:53|| Front Page Top

#10 Sadly, I have to veto the proposal.

Britney, Anna Nicole, Hizzoner da Mare, and the colossal squid are the background noise to the war on terror. We're engaged in a life and death struggle with Islamism. They want to kill us or convert us, and to annihilate our culture. Sometimes it looks like they're going to win, but the only way they will win is if we don't take them seriously. Britney and Anna Nicole and Company are symptoms that we're not.

Part of the war is the cultural conflict between September 10th and September 11th. Last night, with Fox News on the teevee, I can't recall hearing a word that didn't concern Anna Nicole. A few months ago Jon Benet rose from the grave, or at least from the graveyard of overworked stories. I keep expecting Gary Condit to make a comeback.

These stories let us have a bit of fun when we're not reading up on Pak holy men slaughtering lady ministers because they have a Legitimate Right™ to do so, or Iran refining uranium or exploding chlorine trucks in Iraq. But they're also the canaries in the coal mine. When a live Britney and a dead Anna Nicole become more important than Hamas' Saggers, we're in trouble.

Posted by Fred 2007-02-23 12:10|| 2007-02-23 12:10|| Front Page Top

#11 I reiterate, I am not Anna Nicole's kid's father.
Britney's two are actually mine, but would you wanna deal with that shit?

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-23 12:24|| 2007-02-23 12:24|| Front Page Top

#12 I am convinced that AN Smith was actually some animatronic creation of the tabloid-industrial complex, created for the sole purpose of generating bizarre headlines. And she was also designed to emit some strange kind of force-field around her, that even post-mortem continues to make practically everyone around her turn into a blithering, publicity-hungry zombie.

I'm also beginning to wonder if Britney is Mark II of this program....

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-02-23 12:32|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-02-23 12:32|| Front Page Top

#13 Has anyone got the new pic's of brit trying to stab whatsisnames car?? See I agree w/ Fred

Posted by ARMYGUY 2007-02-23 12:39|| 2007-02-23 12:39|| Front Page Top

#14 Wait wait wait... She tried to stab a car?

I never liked her much, but something about that is oddly attractive to me. She totally has to grow hair though. I'm not running my fingers through stubble.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-02-23 12:59|| 2007-02-23 12:59|| Front Page Top

#15 Ya Mike, but it was w/ an umbrella......She's lost it

Posted by ARMYGUY 2007-02-23 13:07|| 2007-02-23 13:07|| Front Page Top

#16 I propose Rantburg be a Britney Free Zone.

When a live Britney and a dead Anna Nicole become more important than Hamas' Saggers, we're in trouble.

As the famous RB graphic prominently featuring Britney says: "A shattered nation longs to care about stupid sh*t again."

Posted by xbalanke 2007-02-23 13:29|| 2007-02-23 13:29|| Front Page Top

#17 That's a letdown. Finding out she used an umbrella is anticlimactic.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-02-23 13:30|| 2007-02-23 13:30|| Front Page Top

#18 Seeing all these Britney and Anna Nicole stories on the news has me thinking that maybe the muzzies are right.

Posted by Thoth 2007-02-23 13:33|| 2007-02-23 13:33|| Front Page Top

#19 drudge has the brit vs. car w/ umbrella pix(sounds like Clue V. 2.0: "The psycho bitch with an umbrella in the garage..."); don't know how to get it to the burg, unless email to o'club..... standing by for instructions.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-02-23 14:09|| 2007-02-23 14:09|| Front Page Top

#20 Always loved this stuff on Rantburg. If it was all fire, death and destruction, I wouldn't come here daily.

The over-under on Britney's dead pool should be about 6 months. Who would have thought that K-Fed would be the stable one in this relationship?

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2007-02-23 17:59|| 2007-02-23 17:59|| Front Page Top

#21 So, what's happening in Aruba? Ded, Saudi sex slave or living on the beach writing a book?

Posted by Shipman 2007-02-23 19:35|| 2007-02-23 19:35|| Front Page Top

#22

Britney said she shaved because of Lice. [helps if yourn head is aerodynamic]

the head shave..Frank tumbled first as to her actual motive for her bald head....she did it prophylatically to thwart any possible court ordered drug test in a future custody battle with K-Fed.

I wonder if she shaved any other parts besides her head?

Posted by RD 2007-02-23 19:52|| 2007-02-23 19:52|| Front Page Top

#23 I wonder if she shaved any other parts besides her head?

Ummm... if I remember rightly from the pix of her getting out of a limousine a couple weeks back, they were already shaved.

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2007-02-23 19:57|| 2007-02-23 19:57|| Front Page Top

#24 "We stood there, he was so fair,
In his arms I did linger.
I ran my fingers through his hair,
and a Cootie bit my finger."
Lilly Tomlin.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-02-23 20:10|| 2007-02-23 20:10|| Front Page Top

#25 Ummm... if I remember rightly from the pix of her getting out of a limousine a couple weeks back, they were already shaved.

damn Dave how quick I forgot...they all blend after a while... LOL!

Bald is the new Rehab look...

Posted by RD 2007-02-23 20:11|| 2007-02-23 20:11|| Front Page Top

#26 OMG...

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