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2007-01-25 Science & Technology
New Military Ray Gun Makes People Feel As Though They're Going to Catch Fire
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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2007-01-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 New Military Ray Gun Makes People Feel As Though They're Going to Catch Fire

Many of the Rantburg D-S&T-P covers have the same effect on me.
Posted by xbalanke 2007-01-25 00:17||   2007-01-25 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 But will the beams penetrate a tinfoil hat?
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-01-25 00:36||   2007-01-25 00:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Flamethrowers also make people feel like they're going to catch fire...and then they do. And whatever you wanted to stop them from doing, they'll never, EVER do again.
Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick  2007-01-25 00:46||   2007-01-25 00:46|| Front Page Top

#4 SO its NOT a HUGE SOLAR EXPLOSION from yestiddy _ D*** ng it, here I am thinking its was too much cola during day, mixed wid too many onions and jalapenos wid din-din at nite.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-01-25 01:00||   2007-01-25 01:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Set people on fire, and they'll be warm for the rest of their lives.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-01-25 01:02||   2007-01-25 01:02|| Front Page Top

#6 One also wonders, how many BTU's does a burning Jihadi generate?
Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick  2007-01-25 01:25||   2007-01-25 01:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Think global (warning). Act locally (warming).
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2007-01-25 01:41|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2007-01-25 01:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Moonbats raving that it causes cancer in 5.....4....3....
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-01-25 06:18|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[ http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2007-01-25 06:18|| Front Page Top

#9 THis must be the twenty-first century.
Posted by Mike 2007-01-25 06:48||   2007-01-25 06:48|| Front Page Top

#10 "and then I caught fire and burned up!"
"but you look perfectly fine to me"
"I got better"

/monty python
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-01-25 07:10||   2007-01-25 07:10|| Front Page Top

#11 lol, Frank! Somehow, I had a mental picture of hawaiian-shirt cladded engineers testing this thing out (I read about it in my local paper). I wouldn't wanna be the first guinea pig, that's for sure!
Posted by BA 2007-01-25 09:56||   2007-01-25 09:56|| Front Page Top

#12 Call it the "Hot Foot".
Posted by Spot">Spot  2007-01-25 10:55||   2007-01-25 10:55|| Front Page Top

#13 Dude: Hey, man, watch this...... OUCH!!!!!
Posted by Texhooey 2007-01-25 11:11||   2007-01-25 11:11|| Front Page Top

#14 Give 'em hell!!!
Posted by Danielle 2007-01-25 11:53||   2007-01-25 11:53|| Front Page Top

#15 #2: But will the beams penetrate a tinfoil hat?
MIcrowaves make tinfoil melt and spark.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-01-25 12:34||   2007-01-25 12:34|| Front Page Top

#16 And they kill germa, too! Now, protestors/rioters are deterred, AND they're sanitized at the same time. Isn't Science great?
Posted by anonymous5089 2007-01-25 12:39||   2007-01-25 12:39|| Front Page Top

#17 Now we just need a version that makes Allanists experience a burning desire to emigrate to Pakistan/Yemen/France/wherever.
Posted by Slomoper Cloluger4649 2007-01-25 13:17||   2007-01-25 13:17|| Front Page Top

#18 Ive put my hand in front of a small version of this thing and believe me, it works! Very cool technology that only needs to be made smaller/more portable to be deployable.

Yes, the moonbats will tell you this causes everything from hair loss to dropped gonads and so must never be used.
Posted by remoteman 2007-01-25 15:50||   2007-01-25 15:50|| Front Page Top

#19 Everytime they claim it shouldn't be used, just tell them, "Fine, we'll use flamethrowers and gatling guns instead. That way, instead of maybe getting cancer in 80 years, they'll be dead and crispy! Just think of the medical savings."
Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick  2007-01-25 16:58||   2007-01-25 16:58|| Front Page Top

#20 causes everything from hair loss to dropped gonads

Sounds good, then stomp them, HARD
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-01-25 17:07||   2007-01-25 17:07|| Front Page Top

#21 It also kills termites. Please, test in my neighborhood.
Posted by OregonGuy 2007-01-25 17:30|| http://oregonguythinks.blogspot.com/]">[http://oregonguythinks.blogspot.com/]  2007-01-25 17:30|| Front Page Top

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