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2007-01-16 Caribbean-Latin America
Castro reportedly in grave condition
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Posted by Steve White 2007-01-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Waitasec! When ya sez Castro's in a grave condition, do ya mean he's in a grave? Or in a gravely sickly way? Quit playing with my mind here!

Whataya mean read the article! Oh.
Posted by Almost Anonymous5839">Almost Anonymous5839  2007-01-16 00:18||   2007-01-16 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Is he daid yet?...

Hugo, Daniel, and their pinky brothers in Bolivia, and Ecuador had better buckle up... Without Godfather Fidel, it'll be a bumpy ride....
Posted by BigEd 2007-01-16 00:28||   2007-01-16 00:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Castro...will eventually return to public life...

...stuffed & mounted just like Lenin.
Posted by PBMcL 2007-01-16 00:40||   2007-01-16 00:40|| Front Page Top

#4 Oh, the horizontal humanity.
Posted by gorb 2007-01-16 03:14||   2007-01-16 03:14|| Front Page Top

#5 
Castro reportedly in grave condition

lawsy I take it that Castro's tummy is a pocket of pus and festering boils then.

10ยข he's got an archipelago of erupting fistulas from head to toe.

>: that's gonna fu&k up baseball season with jimmauh [i hate jooos] C. this year.

Posted by RD 2007-01-16 03:41||   2007-01-16 03:41|| Front Page Top

#6 but if it's very widespread, or if abscesses form, or if the bacteria are multi-drug resistant then you have the best case scenario.

There, fixed it for you.
Posted by phil_b 2007-01-16 03:44||   2007-01-16 03:44|| Front Page Top

#7 ... in grave condition. Does that mean Castro's ready for interment? Score 1 for the headline writer.
Posted by GK 2007-01-16 04:10||   2007-01-16 04:10|| Front Page Top

#8 He's a casket case.
Posted by gromgoru 2007-01-16 04:49||   2007-01-16 04:49|| Front Page Top

#9 Sepsis for the win!!
Posted by gromky 2007-01-16 05:12||   2007-01-16 05:12|| Front Page Top

#10 Those of you who have been praying for sepsis...prayer works!
Posted by Spot">Spot  2007-01-16 06:18||   2007-01-16 06:18|| Front Page Top

#11 . . .it's very widespread, . . . abscesses form, . . . the bacteria are multi-drug resistant . . .

Faster, please.
Posted by Mike 2007-01-16 06:24||   2007-01-16 06:24|| Front Page Top

#12 I look forward to a four word headline.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-01-16 06:46||   2007-01-16 06:46|| Front Page Top

#13 I look forward to a four word headline.

Fidel Castro Reported "Stable"
Posted by Steve">Steve  2007-01-16 09:20||   2007-01-16 09:20|| Front Page Top

#14 So... he is still dead.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-01-16 10:12||   2007-01-16 10:12|| Front Page Top

#15 I bet after he goes Florida gets drunk for a week.
Posted by Cyber Sarge 2007-01-16 10:38||   2007-01-16 10:38|| Front Page Top

#16 According to this article on MSNBC, the ol' bastard had seven operations in one day because of stitching problems, and three failed operations for diverticulitis. I don't know much about medicine, but, ooooh, that can't be good.

Next headline: "South Florida Experiences Acute Rum Shortage in Wake of Castro's Passing; Hollywood Appalled"
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-01-16 10:44|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[ http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2007-01-16 10:44|| Front Page Top

#17 C'Mon DIE, you old BASTARD!

The boys are a-waitin for LUNCH!
Posted by BigEd 2007-01-16 11:24||   2007-01-16 11:24|| Front Page Top

#18 Apparently in this worker's paradise with its fabled high quality medical care they couldn't find a Cuban doctor able to treat diverticulitus.

Posted by mhw 2007-01-16 12:09|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]  2007-01-16 12:09|| Front Page Top

#19 Score another one for the free health care system.
Posted by Phineter Thraviger 2007-01-16 12:09||   2007-01-16 12:09|| Front Page Top

#20 How soon after he becomes "STABLE like FRANCO" will we be able to wheel and deal over all those antique cars in Cuba?

Posted by 3dc 2007-01-16 14:23||   2007-01-16 14:23|| Front Page Top

#21 3dc: get those cars quick before they become northbound amphibians.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-01-16 14:30||   2007-01-16 14:30|| Front Page Top

#22 Patience, patience!

Remember, every day from last summer on out, he's been suffering.
Posted by Fred 2007-01-16 15:05||   2007-01-16 15:05|| Front Page Top

#23 It's almost like you have a heart, Fred.

Well, almost.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2007-01-16 15:12||   2007-01-16 15:12|| Front Page Top

#24 yeah, As ducks they are not original and lose most of their value..
Posted by 3dc 2007-01-16 15:23||   2007-01-16 15:23|| Front Page Top

#25 Might be more fun if he goes chronic, but lingers on long enough to watch Cuba open up.
Posted by Threreng Snesing9973 2007-01-16 19:38||   2007-01-16 19:38|| Front Page Top

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