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2007-01-16 
Good morning to yez...
Bangladesh's national security chief oustedVideo of Two Saddam Aides Executions ShownSomalia-Ethiopia forces hunting suspects in MogadishuKuwait jails three Arabs for plotting attacks on US troopsYemen kills al-Qaeda fugitiveIran installing 3,000 centrifugesTime's up for Chechen militant amnesty offer
Posted by Fred 2007-01-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Buttons.... buttons.... who got the buttons....
Posted by CrazyFool 2007-01-16 00:06||   2007-01-16 00:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Way too many buttons. Anybody got any scissors? >:-b
Posted by gorb 2007-01-16 02:54||   2007-01-16 02:54|| Front Page Top

#3 Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of Oz. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard of Oz.

"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said, "I've come for some courage."

"No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem!" said the wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall. The focus turns to Bill Clinton but he just stands there, looking around, without saying a word.

Irritated, the wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

"Is Dorothy here?"
Posted by gorb 2007-01-16 03:03||   2007-01-16 03:03|| Front Page Top

#4 She's got that "you know? I'm nekkid under these clothes" look.
Posted by eLarson 2007-01-16 09:32|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2007-01-16 09:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Now that's a pretty picture.
Posted by Hupemble Omomomp1660 2007-01-16 19:23||   2007-01-16 19:23|| Front Page Top

#6 That was hysterical, gorb. THANKS!
Posted by ex-lib 2007-01-16 23:34||   2007-01-16 23:34|| Front Page Top

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